Thursday, 20 February 2025

February 20, 1995: I dreaded running into Adina at her high school


Thirty years ago today

            On Monday afternoon I posed at Northern Secondary School. I saw Matthew but not Adina, which was a bit of a relief because I was kind of uncomfortable about running into her. In the evening I posed for Michael Jannsen’s class at Western Technical School and after work he gave me a ride to Woodbine and Queen. I walked home from there.

Wednesday, 19 February 2025

Joe Brooks


            On Tuesday morning I searched for the lyrics to the 1953 Boris Vian songs “Depuis le Temps”, “J'étais amoureux”, and “J'fais des croix”, but nothing turned up. I already have the lyrics for his song “Le petit Lauriston” and I listened to two recordings. I worked on memorizing the first verse. Whoever Lauriston was they were not liked. The song is basically a list of nasty gifts for Lauriston. 
            I memorized the chorus of “La main du masseur” (The Hand of the Masseur) by Serge Gainsbourg. There are four verses left to learn and the rest of the song is repetition of verses. 
            I played my Martin acoustic guitar during song practice for the first of four sessions. It was in tune once after a song was done. 
            I weighed 86.8 kilos before breakfast. 
            Around midday I cleaned the newest warm mist humidifier again. They say in the manual to remove the heating unit before soaking the humidifier in vinegar, but it also has to be soaked and then brushed. I find it cleans better to just leave it in for the twenty minutes and then remove it after to brush it clean. It was the same with the disinfecting process in the water-bleach solution. It went faster this time. 
            I weighed 86.6 kilos before lunch. 
            In the afternoon I took my bike out but there was still too much snow to go far. I went up to Seaforth and had to walk part of the way to Brock. Brock is fairly clear so I rode down to Queen and east to Freshco where I bought seven bags of green grapes and then just went home. On the way back I noticed that my right pedal was not turning smoothly and I’d noticed the same thing yesterday so I stopped at Metro Cycles where it’s still under warranty. Mark said it was definitely loose. He took the pedal off and tightened it. He said that if it happens again I should bring it back because it would be a manufacturing problem that will need to be resolved. 
            I weighed 87 kilos at 17:45. 
            I was caught up in my journal at 19:21. 
            I imported the BBC documentary “When Hippies Ruled the World” into Movie Maker. I placed it at the end of the video timeline of my “Seven Shades of Blues” project and began editing out the parts I don’t need. I kept shots of flower children, people dancing in chains at Be-Ins, naked hippies covered in mud, and a flower child spinning in a flowing dress. I had just got to the section on Arthur Brown when I stopped for the night. I don’t know if I’ll use the video clips of Arthur Brown but I’ll keep them because he was such a fascinating figure of that era with his song that begins “I am the god of hell fire” and his dancing under a flaming helmet. 


            “I reviewed the song practice video of my electric performance of “Sixteen Tons of Dogma” on September 7. The Gibson sounded rattly because of low action and the take starting at 33:15 had at least one wrong chord at the end. 
            I had a small potato with gravy and three pork ribs while watching season 3, episode 5 of Batman
            This story continues from the previous episode. The Penguin and Lola Lasagne are trying to pull a fast one at the race track for the Wayne Foundation Handicap. Since Lola’s horse Parasol is the favourite, betting on it won’t win much money. So they buy or steal a horse from the glue factory and paint it to look like Parasol and paint Parasol to look like the glue factory horse. The disguised Parasol is renamed Bumbershoot. Since everyone else will be betting on Parasol the big payoff will be for Penguin and Lola when Bumbershoot wins. But Penguin and Lola need money to bet and so at the end of the last episode Penguin goes to the Gotham Library to steal the priceless folio on famous parasols. The librarian Barbara Gordon has an alarm in her bedroom that goes off when Penguin trips it in the library and she calls her father, Police Commissioner Gordon. Gordon calls Batman and somehow Penguin is only just leaving the library when Batman and Robin arrive. Penguin shoots sparks at them and escapes. Back at his bookstore he tells Lola that he’s going to arrange things so only Parasol and Bumbershoot will be running in the race. He has Lola pepper the other horses with itching powder so they will be scratched. Penguin still needs to sell the folio and notices in the classifieds that a collector named A. L. Fredd will pay top dollar for folios, especially ones of parasols. Penguin calls him and it turns out that A.L. Fredd is Batman’s butler Alfred and he buys the folio for $10,000. Penguin is still angry at Barbara for not marrying him when he tried to force a union and so he sends her a dangerous toy penguin. Bruce Wayne learns that Parasol’s jockey has disappeared. He says he’ll arrange for another and he’ll also enter his own horse Waynebeau in the race. Bruce tells Dick he can ride the fake Parasol and he would like Batgirl to ride Waynebeau but he doesn’t know how to reach her. Later at the library, Barbara’s colleague Myrtle opens the box that Penguin sent and pulls out the toy penguin. Barbara warns her and backs away but Myrtle gets gassed. Alfred arrives in time to put his coat over the penguin. Myrtle goes to lie down and Alfred tells Batgirl that she is needed at the horserace as Batgirl. As the race is about to begin, Waynebeau steps up to the gate ridden by Batgirl. Penguin himself is riding Bumbershoot (and Burgess Meredith was the only actor who didn’t need a stunt double for riding because he was a prize winning equestrian). The race begins and Batgirl wins. Penguin dismounts and runs away as Batgirl dismounts and pursues him. She catches up to him in the locker room. He has two of his men attack her and she has no problem against them. Penguin calls in three more henchmen just as Batman and Robin arrive to join the fight. Batgirl continues fighting as usual without fists but with feet or objects and then she sneaks away when it is clear that Batman and Robin don’t need her. Penguin and Lola are arrested. Later Barbara sees King Tut lurking round the library and so we know who the villain will be in the next episode. 
            Penguin’s henchman Visor was played by Joe Brooks, who started working as an extra. His first movie speaking part was in The Fighting Seabees in 1944. In 1964 he auditioned for the role of Vanderbilt the fort lookout in the pilot of the sitcom F Troop. He decided to play the part of the lookout as someone who was extremely near sighted and he won the role when the series was approved.

February 19, 1995: My daughter and I were too late to play on the library computers


Thirty years ago today

            On Sunday Nancy’s parents brought my daughter down in the afternoon. She played for a while before we went up to the North York Library where we were too late to play on the computers. We played with the toys there around closing time and then went over to Mary Milne’s house so I could borrow $20. We had dinner there and then Mary drove us back to my place.

Tuesday, 18 February 2025

Ethel Merman


            On Monday morning I posted “Time Goes By”, my translation of “Le temps passe” by Boris Vian on my Boris Vian Facebook page and on my personal Facebook page. Tomorrow I’ll see if I can find the lyrics to the 1953 Vian songs “Depuis le Temps”, “J'étais amoureux”, or “J'fais des croix”. If not I’ll start learning his song “Le petit Lauriston”. 
            I memorized the first half of the chorus of “La main du masseur” (The Hand of the Masseur) by Serge Gainsbourg and worked on revising my translation. 
            I played my Kramer electric guitar during song practice. Tomorrow I begin a four session stretch of playing my Martin acoustic guitar. 
            I weighed 87.25 kilos before breakfast, which is the heaviest I’ve been in the morning since November 28. 
            In Movie Maker I edited the Batgirl video of clips from her second appearance in Batman
            I weighed 87.6 kilos before lunch. That’s the most I’ve pressed the scale in the early afternoon since November 28. 
            In the afternoon I rode my bike to Freshco, although the streets are still too snowy for that sort of thing. I feel my knees lock up if I don’t at least ride a little bit. But when I got to Freshco it was closed and I realized that I’d forgotten about our deeply rooted tradition of Family Day. I rode home and then walked back down the street to Queen Fresh market where I bought three bags of red grapes. 
            I weighed 87 kilos at 17:30. 
            I was caught up on my journal at 18:45. 
            In the Movie Maker project to create a video for the studio recording of my song “Seven Shades of Blues” I imported the clip of the girl with the rainbow umbrella from the end of the Woodstock documentary and inserted it onto the video timeline just after the clip of the rainbow umbrella from the Rainbow Family Gathering documentary. For the first clip I edited out the umbrella carrier and the surrounding people and just showed the umbrella against the sky. Followed by the entire clip of the girl with the umbrella it looks good as a transition from the rainbow wave animations of the intro to when I start singing “Freedom loving children…” I downloaded the BBC documentary “When Hippies Ruled the World” then converted it to WMV. Tomorrow I’ll import it to Movie Maker and start harvesting clips for my “Seven Shades of Blues” video. 
            I reviewed the song practice videos of my performances of “Sixteen Tons of Dogma” from September 4 to 7. From September 4 to 6 I played it on my Martin acoustic guitar. September 4 was great until I hit a wrong chord at the end. On September 5 I fumbled near the end but caught myself. On September 6 the take at 19:15 was the best one so far but there was traffic noise. On September 7 I played it on my Gibson Les Paul Studio but I only reviewed up to 31:30 because it was time for dinner.
            I cut up two racks of pork ribs and grilled one while I cooked the other in water under the grill. I had three ribs with a potato and gravy while watching season 3, episode 4 of Batman
            The story begins at the Gotham Park racetrack the day before the Bruce Wayne Foundation Memorial Handicap. Lola Lasagna with her parasol and her horse named Parasol are being photographed by the press. One reporter recalls that she has a famous collection of parasols. Suddenly Penguin sneaks up and steals Lola’s parasol. We know from the end of the last episode that Lola and Penguin are old acquaintances. Later at the Gotham Public Library (They goofed and showed the sign outside that reads New York Public Library) we see Barbara Gordon at her desk when Penguin walks in and she watches as he approaches a glass case containing a book called Umbrellas and Parasols. He uses the tip of his umbrella to cut the glass and take the book. He is about to leave with it when she confronts him and says, “You can’t just walk off with a priceless folio of famous parasols!” He asks, “Why not? I’m a tax paying citizen and this is a public library!” She calls her father, police Commissioner Gordon. Penguin starts to leave and she tells him she’s placing him under citizen’s arrest. He places his umbrella in an umbrella stand, presses a button on the handle and it begins to tick, then he leaves. Batman and Robin just happen to be in Gordon’s office when she calls and they rush over there. Batman places the bomb under the Bat Bomb machine where it safely explodes. Then Batman and Robin head for the Bat Computer to help figure out Penguin’s motives. Meanwhile Penguin’s headquarters is in Penguin’s Bookshop where he does more bookmaking for horse races than he does book selling. Lola Lasagna arrives looking for her priceless parasol. Penguin tells her the parasol is as fake as she is and he calls her Lulu Schultz and reminds her that he knew her when she’d steal the braces from other kids’ teeth. She says Penguin stole their teeth. She says her horse Parasol is all she has to show for her three weeks of marriage to Luigi Lasagna. She says he’s 80 years old but instead of dying as any wife might reasonably expect, he divorced her. All she got was the horse and she had to sell her parasols to eat. Meanwhile the Bat Computer leads Batman and Robin from parasols, to Parasol the horse, to Lola Lasagne, to Lulu Schultz, to Glu Gluten’s Glue Factory. They head for the factory and after they leave, Alfred calls Barbara Gordon who only he knows to be Batgirl and tells her about the factory. As she changes to Batgirl the narrator refers to her as “that dominoed daredoll”. Meanwhile Penguin plots with Lola about the race. Her horse Parasol is the favourite but that won’t pay much. He has the idea to make another horse look like Parasol and make Parasol look like another horse, then bet against the fake Parasol to cash in on the odds. Penguin and Lola go to Glu Gluten where he keeps a horse just in case he needs it for the glue even though glue isn’t made out of horse’s hooves anymore. Penguin wants to buy the horse on an installment plan. Batman and Robin arrive and try to bust Penguin for the umbrella bomb. Batman refers to Lola as Penguin’s charming conspiratress and she likes it. Penguin has his finks attack while Lola walks off with the horse. Penguin is about to escape when Batgirl lassos him with her Bat Rope. She leaves him tied while she unravels a giant roll of adhesive tape and wraps up Penguin’s henchmen. But while she’s doing that Penguin cuts himself free with his umbrella, then escapes with some glue that he uses to sabotage the Batmobile, gluing the seats and the wheels. Batman asks Batgirl how she knew about the glue factory and she lies and says it was through woman’s intuition. Batgirl disappears again, then when Batman and Robin get in the Batmobile they are stuck. Meanwhile Lola has disguised the two horses, but she and Penguin need money to bet and so Penguin goes back to the library to steal the priceless parasol book so he can sell it on the black market. But while doing so he sets off the library prowler alarm that flashes and chimes in Barbara’s bedroom. The story is continued next episode. 
            Lola is played by the great Ethel Merman, who was born Ethel Zimmerman. She started singing in Manhattan nightclubs. She got a gig opening for Jimmy Durante. Somehow a tonsillectomy made her voice even more powerful. George and Ira Gershwin cast her in their musical Girl Crazy. She co-starred in Anything Goes, Something For the Boys, She starred in Call Me Madam (for which she won a Tony), There’s No Business Like Show Business, We’re Not Dressing, Strike Me Pink, Anything Goes, Happy Landing, Alexander’s Ragtime Band, Straight Place and Show, She starred in Annie Get Your Gun on Broadway for three years. Hello Dolly was written for her but she turned down the role at first. She originated the role of Mama Rose in the Broadway show Gypsy (for which she was Tony nominated). She was the first singer of many Broadway standards such as, “I Got Rhythm, “Everything’s Coming Up Roses”, “It’s De-Lovely”, “I Get a Kick Out of You”, “You’re the Top”, “Anything Goes”, and “There’s No Business Like Show Business” (which became her signature song). She was commissioned by the US Postal Service to sing a song promoting the new ZIP code system. In 1979 she recorded The Ethel Merman Disco Album in which she sang Broadway hits to a Disco beat. She was such a fan of Christmas that she kept her tree up all year round. The power of her voice had a lot to do with the fact that when she started out there were no microphones. Her last marriage was very briefly to Ernest Borgnine. Legend has it that when Borgnine asked Merman how an audition had gone, she replied: "Well, they were mad about my 35-year-old body, my 35-year-old voice, and my 35-year-old face." He asked "What did they think of your 65-year-old cunt?" Without missing a beat, Merman retorted: "You weren’t mentioned once." In her autobiography one of the chapters was ritled “My Marriage to Ernest Borgnine” but it was a blank page. When she appeared on the Loretta Young Show she said the word “Hell” during rehearsal. Young held out a swear can and asked for twenty five cents. Merman asked, “How much will it cost me to tell you to go fuck yourself?”







February 18, 1995: My daughter and I watched "Beauty and the Beast"


Thirty years ago today

           On Saturday I went up to Nancy’s place in northwest Scarborough and spent the day with my daughter. We watched Beauty and the Beast on video.

Monday, 17 February 2025

Dame Joan Collins


            On Sunday morning in my Christian’s Translations blog I published “Time Goes By”, my translation of “Le temps passe” by Boris Vian. I might have time to post the lyrics on Facebook tomorrow. 
            I memorized the fourth verse of “La main du masseur” (The Hand of the Masseur) by Serge Gainsbourg and worked on revising my translation. 
            I played my Gibson Les Paul Studio electric guitar during song practice and it sounded good. I wish it had sounded that good when I was recording in the fall. 
            I weighed 86.7 kilos before breakfast, which is the heaviest I’ve been in the morning since January 19. 
            Last night I fell asleep at the computer for two hours and so it was too late before bed to get caught up in my journal. Today at midday I worked on that instead of trying to fill holes and cracks in my bathroom. I think I need to wait until the snow melts on the deck before I bring the ladder in anyway, since last time I spent half the time clearing the snow off and mopping the melted snow from the floor. 
            I weighed 87 kilos before lunch. That’s the most it’s been in the early afternoon since January 6. I had whole wheat saltines with five-year-old cheddar and a glass of low sugar iced tea. 
            In the afternoon the roads were still too snowy for bike riding and so I stayed home. 
            I weighed 87.3 kilos at 16:30. November 27 was the last time it was that high in the evening. Since I haven’t been able to ride my bike downtown and back because of the snow I notice my weight gradually increasing. 
            I was caught up on my journal at 18:40. 
            I converted the Woodstock documentary to WMV and imported it to Movie Maker. To-morrow I’ll edit out everything but the girl with the rainbow umbrella at the end. 
            I wanted to make a small video of parts of season 3, episode 2 of Batman that feature Batgirl. The downloaded file was in MKV but Total Video Converter wouldn’t convert it so I had to convert it to WMV in Cloud Convert. 
            I reviewed the song practice videos of my acoustic performances of “Sixteen Tons of Dogma” on September 3 and 4. On both days I started out with the Gibson electric but broke strings and so I had to switch to acoustic. On September 3 the take at 18:00 had fumbles but I didn’t start again and just played through. On September 4, after 20 minutes I was still redoing takes and left off for dinner at 36 minutes into the video. 
            I made pizza on a slice of multigrain sandwich bread with Bolognese sauce, parmesan, oven fries, and five-year-old cheddar. I had it with a beer while watching season 3, episode 3 of Batman.
            At the end of episode 2, Lorelei Circe the Siren had just used her siren song to take control of the mind of Commissioner Gorden and now he is her willing slave. She has him call Batman and have him meet him in Barbara Gordon’s apartment. Batman and Robin go there and when Robin questions the location Bruce reminds him that they are duly deputized minions of the law and they don’t question where their superior orders them to go. This is the first time Gordon is referred to as outranking Batman. At Barbara’s apartment, Chief O’Hara has also come looking for Gordon. But meanwhile in the parking garage below, Circe and Gordon are lurking around the Batmobile. She reminds him that his primary mission is to discover the location of the Batcave and the identities of Batman and Robin because that will render them powerless. Meanwhile Batman and Robin leave Barbara’s apartment. Soon after that O’Hara leaves and says he’ll call if he hears anything. She says she’ll get the message even if she’s out and shows him the super modern technology of the answering machine attached to her phone. She says it will answer with a recording of her voice. Then she adds that she’s glad it won’t be Lorelei Circe’s voice because then all the windows would break. Barbara has to explain to O’Hara that Circe is a world famous chanteuse now appearing in Gotham. She says she has a range of seven octaves and can sing notes only dogs can hear. Barbara remembers that Lorelei was a mythological siren in German lore, then associates her with Siren who she met in the Riddler’s lair. She read that Circe is staying at the Grotto Arms and as Barbara changes to Batgirl we hear a new song by Billy May, “Batgirl, Batgirl, where do you come from where do you go? What is your scene baby we just gotta know. Batgirl, Batgirl, are you a chick who fell in from outer space or are you real with a tender warm embrace. Whose baby are you Batgirl?” The lyrics seem out of place. Later Circe is in her grotto with her two henchmen. She says “Evil is what makes the world go round and I want to be evil. I want to become the wickedest woman”. Batman and Robin arrive in the Batcave and go upstairs to Wayne Manor for lunch while Alfred remains in the cave doing some dusting. While he’s doing that Gordon emerges from the trunk. This isn’t the first time someone has hidden in the Batmobile trunk. First of all why isn’t it locked like it is for most cars. The last time it happened the Batmobile had an alarm that notified Batman and Robin that someone was in the trunk. So anyway Gordon gets out and approaches Alfred. He recognizes him as Bruce Wayne’s butler but when he speaks he also recognizes his voice from the Batphone. He concludes that Bruce Wayne must be Batman and is just about to call Circe to tell her when Alfred gives him a 12 hour dose of Bat Sleep. He then takes him upstairs to show Bruce and Dick what has occurred. Meanwhile Circe is about to make a call as Batgirl spies on her from above and when she learns her plans to take control of Bruce Wayne and his fortune, she leaves. Circe calls Bruce and sings to him, immediately placing him in a trance. She orders him to go to his office at the Wayne Foundation. Dick is about to follow when the Batphone rings. He answers as Robin and it’s Batgirl calling from Gordon’s office. She tells him about Siren’s power and her plans for Bruce Wayne. He says to meet her at the Wayne Foundation. Later at the Wayne Foundation Bruce opens his safe for Circe and gives her all of his valuables. Then he begins to sign away his entire fortune to her. Batgirl and Robin arrive and Circe uses her siren call but it doesn’t work on women and Robin is wearing earplugs. She tells them she now owns the building and orders them off the premises. Bruce confirms that she is the new owner and so Batgirl and Robin have no choice but to leave. On the way out however Robin plants a listening device. As for Bruce, since he is now penniless he is useless to her now and so she orders him to leap off the roof. Robin and Batgirl have heard this and head for the roof. Just as Bruce is about to step off, Robin swings in front of him to push him away from the edge. Batgirl and Robin fight Circe’s men, then Circe tells Bruce to fight Batgirl and Robin. Bruce takes a swing at Robin and so Robin punches him. He falls against Circe and knocks her off the edge so that she is now barely hanging on. She asks for help and Robin grabs her wrists but asks why he should help her. She says she might be able to sing an antidote note three octaves above high C but no one has ever done it and her voice would be gone. She says she’d rather die and so he lets go but then she says she’d rather live and will try it. He pulls her up and she sings the note that brings Bruce to normal. She signs Bruce’s fortune back to him. Later Gordon is revived in his office and remembers nothing about Batman and Robin’s identities. Later still in the Batcave, the newly developed Criminal Sensor Bat Indicator plays Penguin’s laugh, indicating that the next adversary will be Penguin. We see Penguin calling a woman with a parasol. She is Lola Lasagna and she is entering her horse in the Wayne Foundation handicap. But that’s for next episode. 
            Circe was played by the great Dame Joan Collins, who made her theatrical debut at the age of 9. At 16 she began training at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts. She made her film debut in the short film Facts and Fancies and her feature film debut in Lady Godiva Rides Again. After appearing as juvenile delinquent Norma Hart in I Believe in You she was hailed as Britain’s new bad girl and started getting high profile offers. Her first Hollywood film was a co-starring role in The Virgin Queen. She co-starred in The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing, Land of the Pharaohs, Fear in the Night, Dark Places, Cosh Boy, Turn the Key Softly, The Square Ring, Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism, and The Loss Adjustor. She starred in Judgement Deferred, Our Girl Friday, The Good Die Young, The Opposite Sex, Sea Wife, The Wayward Bus, Stopover Tokyo, The Bravados, Rally Round the Flag Boys, Seven Thieves, The Road to Hong Kong, Hard Time for Princes, Warning Shot, Subterfuge, Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humpe and Find True Happiness?, Up in the Cellar, Revenge, Quest For Love, Alfie Darling, Zero to Sixty, Empire of the Ants, Esther and the King, I Don’t Want to Be Born, The Big Sleep, Game for Vultures, Sunburn, Nutcracker, Decadence, and The Time of Their Lives. In 1960 she was one of 20th Century Fox’s biggest stars but she left when they gave Elizabeth Taylor the role of Cleopatra over her. She co-starred as Edith Keeler in one of the most remembered Star Trek episodes The City on the Edge of Forever. She starred in The Stud and its sequel The Bitch. She is nicknamed “The British Open” because of her lack of inhibition. When she was cast as Alexis Carington in the second season of Dynasty she elevated the show to number one, won a Golden Globe, and became a household name. At the age of 50 she posed for a 12 page spread in Playboy Magazine. She toured with two one woman shows. She was made a Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire in 2015 and said it was the greatest moment of her life. She said “The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer”. She said James Dean was not good looking in real life and he was nervous like a better looking Woody Allen. She writes columns and diaries for various papers and magazines. Her younger sister was the best selling author Jackie Collins.





















February 17, 1995: I ran into Jim Bravo at work


Thirty years ago today

            On Friday I posed from 13:00 to 19:00 at the Ontario College of Art. I ran into the drummer Jim Bravo and chatted briefly.