On Saturday morning I memorized the first verse of L'anguille (The Eel) by Boris Vian.
I memorized the fourth verse of “Il est Rigolo mon gigolo” (He’s a Giggle Oh My Gigolo). There are only two verses left to learn.
I weighed 88.3 kilos before breakfast, which is the lightest I’ve been in the morning since April 17.
I played my Martin acoustic for song practice for the last of two sessions and it went out of tune during every song. Tomorrow I begin a four session stretch of playing my electrics.
Around midday I rode down to No Frills. Only three bags of green grapes were firm enough. I bought two bags of expensive cherries, some bananas, a pack of two small T-bone steaks, a pack of chicken drumsticks, some mouthwash, a box of saltines, honey, olive oil, natural peanut butter, a box of Ziploc sandwich bags, high acid vinegar, a jug of iced tea, a jug of orange juice, two containers of skyr, and two bags of Miss Vickie’s chips. My total was $177.32 and I said, “Whoa!” I forgot to buy pie, cinnamon-raisin bread, and kitchen bags.
I weighed 89.6 kilos at 14:40. I had saltines with peanut butter and five-year-old cheddar with a glass of iced tea.
I took a siesta and got up at 17:00. By the time I was ready to go it was too late for a short bike ride.
I walked over to the LCBO and bought a six-pack of Creemore.
I weighed 89.35 kilos at 17:25.
I was caught up in my journal at 18:24.
I recorded from cassette tape through audio interface to Audacity the rest of the Christian and the Lions concert at Fat Albert’s with Brian Haddon as the only Lion. The tape only captured the end of my song “Seven Shades of Blues”.
I started on the first tape of my sessions at Mike’s recording studio in Peter Fruchter’s garage. The first part of side 1 is just a drum track for “Instructions for Electroshock Therapy” and “Seven Shades of Blues”. Later it’s Mike’s drums and my guitar for “Seven Shades of Blues” with the vocals very faint. Tomorrow I’ll do side 2.
My left ear felt plugged so I tried to flush it but nothing came out. In fact it felt more plugged with water so I had to flush it again. I’m seeing my doctor soon for my annual physical and I’ll get him to flush it.
I grilled eight souvlaki and cut up two of them to put on a multigrain sandwich bread slice pizza with cherry tomato sauce, tomato pesto, and five-year-old cheddar. I had it with a glass of Creemore lager while watching season 5, episode 24 of The Carol Burnett Show.
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the Moon is in the audience. Carol asks him if they’ll be sending women into space. He answers, “If they qualify”.
One of the ushers is leaving and wants a goodbye kiss from Carol. She asks why he’s leaving and he says he needs to get a real job.
This is the final show of the season and they decided to do one continuous story. It’s a parody of the 1945 film The Dolly Sisters starring Betty Grable and June Haver, based on the real story of twin sisters Jenny and Rose Dolly who were vaudeville superstars from around 1910 to 1925.
Our story begins in 1912 in New York City. At the Café Budapest the crowd is impatient for the show and the proprietor Miklos is a nervous wreck. The opening act the Bobty Twins just quit. But by coincidence the Doily twins walk in to get out of the cold. They just arrived from Hungary and are looking for work. They expected at best to be waiting tables but they are put onto the stage. They improvise a song about the origin of Budapest and they are a big hit. Harry Handsome the MC wants them to be his backup singers. Bernie the promoter says nobody wants trios anymore and so they’ll have to be a duo. Jenny can’t leave Rose and so Harry walks. The twins become stars and don’t see Harry for years until they drop into a piano bar where he is playing. Jenny puts up the money for Harry to have a big show. Jenny and Harry decide to get married but WWI has just begun and so Harry goes off to fight. He takes his piano into the trenches. The Doily Sisters are entertaining the troops and just happen to visit Harry’s trench. Harry gets a chance to lead the charge and be a hero but his superiors ask Jenny and Rose to lead the charge and they win the war. Rose marries Bernie and Jenny develops a gambling problem (in real life Jenny won millions from gambling). Jenny has a car accident and gets amnesia. Harry has finally become a successful nightclub performer. The club is missing a waitress and Jenny happens to walk in where she’s hired even though she can’t remember what’s a waitress. She hears Harry singing his song and it all comes back to her. Harry asks her to marry him. Suddenly Rose is also a waitress there and we hear that Bernie left her. Jenny asks Harry to marry both of them.
As usual the season finale ends with the Charwoman singing the extended theme song and then walking out of the theatre.
Miklos was played by Larry Gelman, who played Dr. Bernie Tupperman on The Bob Newhart Show. He played Vinnie on the Odd Couple. He was nominated for an Emmy for his guest role on Barney Miller. He co-starred in the 1976 erotic adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. He co-starred in Chatterbox (about a talking vagina).









