On Tuesday I posed from 9:00 to 11:45 at Central Technical School.
In the evening, as always, I hosted my Orgasmic Alphabet Orgy writers open stage in the Art Bar of the Gladstone Hotel. Our feature on this night was novelist and short story writer, Hamish MacFarlane. Hamish had this enigmatic smile that was non-distinguishable from that of the Mona Lisa. He also had a tendency to play coy whenever anyone asked him personal questions, like when Cad kept on asking him if he was gay even though he wasn’t.
On Tuesday after midnight I put down fresh carpet tape on the edges of my mattress where it had gotten less sticky. I lint-rolled the curtains between the bedroom and the living room, the top of my bed and the pillow and picked up a couple of bedbugs from the curtains. I shook out my sheet and comforter on the deck. I turned the heat on before going to bed at 1:30. I slept until almost 3:00 when I got up to pee and turned the heat off. I slept until 4:00 and got up to pee again, then I slept until the 5:00 alarm. After yoga there were a lot of bedbugs on the walls and on the baseboards around my bed.
I memorized the fifth verse of “C’est ici (It’s Right Here) by Boris Vian. There are only two and a half verses left to learn.
I wasn’t quite able to nail down the fourth verse of “Yes Man” by Serge Gainsbourg but I should have it in my head on Wednesday.
I weighed 90.2 kilos before breakfast, which is the lightest I’ve been in the morning since October 21.
I played my Martin during song practice for the last of two sessions and it went out of tune all the time.
I called Toronto City Bylaw Officer Jamal Logan and finally got through. He says he’s yet to reach my landlord. I pointed out that the landlord is way past the thirty days he was given to comply with the order to treat my place for bedbugs. He surprised me by saying that the invoice the landlord sent him from Orkin saying they were in the building knocking on doors on a certain date may fit the compliance requirement, in which case he would close the file. That’s pretty fucked up since the landlord is legally required to give tenants notice before pest control comes and Orkin was only in the building for 14 minutes. Neither myself or David in unit 7 heard any knock on the door. Jamal said if it is determined that the landlord isn’t complying it’s a long process before he would be fined and it could take up to a year. I’ve obviously got to find an alternative to going through the bylaw officer. He told me what he would do in my position is just hire pest control myself and then bill the landlord. He must make a lot of money. He’d mentioned Rent Safe but I looked it up and it’s only for buildings with ten or more units while mine only has 7. The only other option may be to file a complaint with the Landlord-Tenant Board. I emailed Parkdale Legal to make an appointment to get some advice on how to proceed.
I weighed 91 kilos before lunch. That’s the kindest I’ve been to the scale in the early afternoon since October 13.
In the afternoon I took a bike ride downtown and on the way back stopped at Freshco where I bought four bags of red grapes and one bag of green grapes and price matched them to the Real Canadian Superstore price of $4.14 a kilo.
I weighed 90.35 kilos at 18:25. July 15 was the last evening when I was that light.
I was caught up in my journal at 19:52.
I digitized a cassette recording of Tom Smarda and I rehearsing several of my songs, for some of which I don’t think there are other recordings. I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t recorded on my little tape machine so maybe we did it at Tom’s place at the time near Coxwell and Queen. The next cassette I digitize will be of a rehearsal of my songs with just Steve Lowe.
I grilled four chicken legs and had one with a potato and gravy while watching episode 5 of Daniel Boone.
Boone takes his daughter Jemima on a camping trip to show her the land he’s set aside for her when she grows up and gets married. But while marking a tree his hatchet slips and he severely wounds his leg. She goes out with his rifle and kills a bear for food and for fat to put on the wound. But when she gets back the wound has become infected. Jemima has to build up the courage to cut the infection out of his leg.
Meanwhile back near Fort Boonesborough Tad and Mingo find the tracks of a man’s military boots and they go to the fort to tell Boone. But they find only Rebecca and Israel. Rebecca is worried because Daniel and their daughter are overdue. She begs Tad and Mingo to look for them.
Boone still can’t travel because of his injury. Then a man walks into their camp and Jemima is happy because she thinks he can help. But it turns out he is Major Horton, a British officer there to recruit the 5 nations to fight for the British when the colonial war comes. He is accompanied by Tice Fowler, a disreputable man to serve as an interpreter and a handful of Wyandot. Horton says his mission is a secret and he can’t leave any witnesses. Boone is clubbed with a rifle and left to die while they take Jemima who Horton intends to drop her off at Fort Detroit. But the Wyandot warriors have other ideas for Jemima. Horton tries to defend her but is stabbed.
Boone makes a splint for his leg and uses another stick for a cane and heads after his daughter. His canoe has been sabotaged and so he enters the river and floats while clinging to a log. The kidnappers have gone down river but overland and so he takes the shorter route by going through the rapids and over the falls. he reaches their camp and begins to pick off the Wyandot by hand. Jemima gets hold of a fallen pistol and points it at Fowler but he knocks it away. Horton however is still alive enough to shoot him before dying. One last Wyandot is aiming at Boone when Mingo shoots him.
Horton was played by David Brian, who entered show business as a song and dance man on vaudeville and in night clubs. He made his film debut in Flamingo Road in 1949. He starred in Intruder in the Dust, The Great Jewel Robber, Inside Straight, Fury at Gunsight Pass, Accused of Murder, The White Squaw, and Ghost of the China Sea. He co-starred in The Damned Don’t Cry, Beyond the Forest, This Woman is Dangerous, Springfield Rifle, Dawn at Socorro, Inside the Walls of Folsom Prison, Million Dollar Mermaid, A Perilous Journey, Ambush at Tomahawk Gap, Timberjack, No Place to Hide, Castle of Evil, The Destructors, and Childish Things. He starred in the radio series Mr. District Attorney and then reprised his role in the TV series.
On Monday after midnight I woke up and realized I’d been sleeping while sitting at my computer. I got ready for bed. I reset my alarm clock to the time change. I lint-rolled the curtains between the bedroom and the living room and picked up a few bedbugs. I turned the heat on before going to bed at 1:30. I slept until 3:30, got up to pee and turned the heat off, then I went back to sleep until the alarm went off at 5:00. After yoga I searched for bedbugs and found a few stuck to the carpet tape on my mattress and a few crawling freely around the baseboards.
I memorized the third verse of “Yes Man” by Serge Gainsbourg and revised my translation of verses 2 and 3. That’s half the song.
I weighed 90.75 kilos before breakfast.
I played my Martin during song practice for the first of two sessions and it went out of tune all the time.
I tried several times to reach the City of Toronto Bylaw Officer Jamal Logan but it always went to voice mail.
I weighed 91.95 kilos before lunch, which is the heaviest I’ve been in the early afternoon since October 19.
In the afternoon I took a bike ride downtown and back.
I weighed 91.15 kilos at 18:05.
I had a potato with gravy and my last piece of roast beef while watching the fourth episode of Daniel Boone.
Boone and Yad are finding that someone’s been stealing the beavers from their traps. Yad catches a boy in the act but gets bitten and the thief escapes. They track him to a makeshift shelter in Shawnee territory.
Yad gets his hat blown off and a woman with a rifle warns him away. Two of her three children are ready to club Yad while Boone comes up behind her.
She’s a widow but says she can take care of her family. She’s warned that even if she can fight off the Shawnee she won’t survive the winter without a proper cabin. Boone invites her to winter back in Fort Boonesborough. She asks if there are bailiffs there and he says no, so she reluctantly agrees. They give her the cabin abandoned by a family that left for Pennsylvania.
Zerelda Fluellen is suspicious of her neighbours and worries that Mr. Greenbriar is a bailiff. Her oldest son Rhys is curious and asks Greenbriar if he’s a bailiff. He says he’s a cooper. Rhys is fascinated by Greenbriar’s telescope and when he picks it up Greenbriar thinks he’s stealing it and in fear Rhys runs away with it. Thinking that he is going to be killed Rhys leaves the fort and is cold and frightened in the woods at night.
He is attacked by Shawnee but saved by the half Cherokee Mingo and taken to his camp. Boone finds him there. Mingo says he can stay with him if he wants but Boone convinces him to come back.
Greenbriar lets Rhys keep the telescope, carves a doll for Rachel and provides a spinning wheel and a rocking chair. They have a community feast and the Fluellens are starting to feel at home. But then two bailiffs arrive from Salem with a warrant for Zerelda and Rhys’s arrest.
Zerelda’s husband had borrowed 700 pounds for their trip from Wales to the colonies but had died on the trip. The debt was transferred to Rhys even though he is 12. He might have to serve as an indentured slave until the debt is paid off.
Zerelda escapes with her children but she is injured when they try to shoot the rapids. She seems to be dying but Greenbriar asks her to marry him because if the children change their name to Greenbriar they will be free of the Fluellen debt. Zerelda agrees and Boone as the magistrate for Boonesborough has the power to marry them. We don’t see her die so I guess we can imagine whatever outcome we want.
Rhys was played by Donald Losby, who had some success as a child actor but not as an adult and so he retired from acting in 1971. He made his film debut in Raintree County in 1957 at the age of 6. He played a young Hank Williams in You’re Cheatin Heart in 1964. He guest starred on the Lost In Space episode Return from Outer Space in 1965.
The old Polish guy who wears a swastika and goes around shouting “Opa!” and “Corva!” got arrested. I guess he caused a disturbance in the Pope yes restaurant downstairs. There were six cop cars ganging up on one crazy old man. I think they eventually let him go. One of the cops sarcastically said, “I love Parkdale!” Cops who don’t live in or at least really try to understand Parkdale shouldn’t be allowed to make arrests there.
On Sunday my daughter and I played video games and played on the back roof until in the evening when I took her back to her mother’s place in Scarborough.
On Sunday after midnight I put down fresh carpet tape on the edges of my mattress where it had gotten less sticky. I lint-rolled the curtains between the bedroom and the living room, the top of my bed and the pillow and picked up a few bedbugs from the curtains. I shook out my sheet and comforter on the deck. I turned the heat on before going to bed at 1:30. I slept until the alarm went off, limped to the bathroom to pee and wash, stumbled back to the living room to dress for yoga but then looked at my computer and realized that once again I’d forgotten to turn my alarm clock back and it was 4:00. So I went back to bed for another hour. After yoga I searched for bedbugs and found one stuck to the carpet tape but more crawling freely around the baseboards.
I memorized the second verse of “Yes Man” by Serge Gainsbourg.
I weighed 90.95 kilos before breakfast.
I played my Kramer during song practice and it stayed in tune most of the time.
I lint-rolled the curtains between the bedroom and the living room and pick up a few bedbugs. They used to climb the wall at the head of my bed after feeding on me but now they like the curtains.
I weighed 91.55 kilos before lunch. I had peanut butter and five-year-old cheddar on saltines with a glass of lemonade.
In the afternoon I took a bike ride downtown and on the way back stopped at the No Frills at John and Richmond. I hate that store because it’s crowded and the aisles are narrow and people are always bumping into you. Also whenever I go there looking for something I forgot at my regular No Frills, they don’t have it. I thought for sure they would have PC skyr but they didn’t. I had to buy Siggis skyr, which is not as good. If I’d known I was going to have to settle for Siggis I would have just gone to Freshco in my neighbourhood. There was an extremely long lineup so it took at least 15 minutes. I decided to try the automatic teller but it wouldn’t take cash and I couldn’t see where to put my debit card until I got help. I feel sorry for the condomagnon cave dwellers who have to use that store on a regular basis.
I weighed 90.9 kilos at 18:25.
I was caught up in my journal at 19:15.
I digitized a cassette recording of a rehearsal of Christian and the Lions with Tom Smarda, Steve Lowe, and Mike Martin. We did “Charm and Money”, “Fallen Angels”, an early version of “Angeline”, and “Seven Shades of Blues”. Mike kept annoyingly banging his bongos at the same speed no matter what we were doing.
I made pizza on a slice of multigrain sandwich bread with marinara, tomato pesto, potato wedges, and five-year-old cheddar. I had it with a glass of Creemore lager while watching episode 3 of Daniel Boone.
Yadkin is trading with some Cherokee when Mingo appears. Then Creek warriors ambush and kill the Cherokee, then Mingo shoots Yad.
Daniel Boone and his son Israel are fishing when they find the unconscious and wounded Yad floating in the water. They take him back to the court and when he is conscious he says that Mingo shot him. Most of the citizens of Boonesborough are ready to lynch Mingo but Boone wants to talk with him. Israel says it couldn’t have been Mingo.
While Boone is searching for Mingo he comes across a burned down Cherokee village that only holds one weeping old woman. She tells him the one that carries a whip led the attack.
Boone finds Mingo and brings him back to the fort. Mingo asks Yad if he still thinks he shot him and Yad says it was either you or your ghost. Mingo seems to recognize something in that statements and repeats, “A ghost?” The men want to hang Mingo but Boone says to let the magistrate in Salem settle it. Four walls and an iron door don’t appeal to Mingo so he escapes.
Boone once again tracks him but he is ambushed by Cherokee. He wakes up tied up and in the presence of the Cherokee Chief Matawa. He says Creek warriors led by Mingo raided a Cherokee village and since he is Mingo’s friend maybe he helped him. Boone says Mingo is now his enemy he will prove he’s not lying with the Cherokee fire test. Boone holds his hand over the fire and his face doesn’t change (His hand sure would if he really did it but there’s no such thing as the Cherokee fire test). They let Boone go and he tracks Mingo again. He comes upon a campfire at night and a bullwhip lashes out to wrap around his face then pulls him down to knock him out. Mingo takes Boone’s gun and leaves.
Later Mingo is at a campfire with some Creek warriors. But Caramingo sneaks up on the camp and confronts his twin brother Taramingo. It’s been three years since Caramingo put Taramingo in a grave thinking he was dead but he wasn’t and now he’s come back to kill Mingo. They fight and it looks like Mingo lost because Boone finds him staked to the ground and being circled above by vultures. Boone frees him and Mingo tells him the truth about his brother. Boone goes after Taramingo though Mingo says he’s his to kill but he’s too weak to follow.
Boone finds Taramingo and three Creek warriors travelling and knocks out the last one, then takes his whip. There sure are a lot of First Nations people with whips in this show considering how it’s not a traditional weapon. Boone knocks out the next last Creek, is seen and runs away from gunfire. Boone shoots the last Creek. Boone and Taramingo have a whip duel. I guess Mingo has been giving him lessons. The fight goes to the top of some rocks and Taramingo knocks Boone on his back. Then he picks up a large rock and is about to kill Boone when Mingo shoots and kills him.
Back at the Fort Daniel asks Israel why he was so sure Mingo didn’t shoot Yadkin. He says if Mingo had shot Yadkin then Yadkin would be dead.
Mingo is played by Ed Ames who began his entertainment career as a member of The Ames Brothers. They wone several amateur contests and made their professional debut at the Boston nightclub Foxes and Hounds. They became very popular on the nightclub circuit in the east and west. They had a #1 hit in 1950 with the proto rock and roll song “Rag Mop”. They had a #3 hit in 1954 with “The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane”. As a solo singer he had four top 20 hits: “Try to Remember” and “Time Time” in 1966; “My Cup Runneth Over” in 1967; and “Who Will Answer?” in 1968. His song “When the Snow is on the Roses” was #1 on the Easy Listening chart in 1967. The same year his cover of Buffy St. Marie’s “Timeless Love” reached #2. He studied acting at the Herbert Berghof School. He played The Chief in the Broadway production of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. This led to him being cast as Mingo on Daniel Boone. While demonstrating his tomahawk throwing skills on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, the outline of a cowboy was set up across the room. Ed hit the cowboy square in the groin, causing Johnny to comment, “Welcome to Frontier Bris! I didn’t know you were Jewish!”, which got one of the biggest laughs in the history of the show. In the 1970s he went back to school and earned a BA in Theatre and Cinema Arts. He was a secular Jew but became president of the Zionist Organization of America. He was part owner of the Phoenix Suns basketball team.
On Saturday my daughter and I started our weekend together. It actually snowed a little bit so there might have been enough on the back roof of my place to make snowballs.
