Monday, 20 July 2026

July 20, 1996: My daughter and I played on the back roof


Thirty years ago today

            On Saturday Nancy brought our daughter downtown to spend the weekend with me. We played on the back roof and at the playground a few blocks away.

Sunday, 19 July 2026

Hal Linden


            On Friday morning I ran through singing and playing “La complainte de Bonnot” by Boris Vian. On Saturday I’ll start revising my translation. 
            I ran through singing and playing “Je t’aime. Moi aussi” (I Love You. So Do I). I worked out a translation for the first verse and some of the second. I should have it done tomorrow and then I’ll run through it in English. 
            I weighed 89.6 kilos before breakfast.
            I played my Martin during song practice and it didn’t stay in tune.
            I painted with “blue bliss” the inside edge and part of the back of my future bathroom mirror frame. I painted just enough of the back where the mirror fits so it doesn’t show a reflection of the unpainted part of the frame. On Tuesday I might touch up the blue around parts of the edges of the four pink floral reliefs on the frame where there are tiny bits of white showing. Then I’ll put the glass back in and hopefully mount the mirror next Friday. 
            I weighed 91.35 kilos before lunch, which is the heaviest I’ve been in the early afternoon since June 25.
            In the afternoon the smoke had cleared enough for me to ride my bike all the way downtown and back. 
            I weighed 90.5 kilos at 17:45. 
            I worked on getting caught up in my journal but was still a day behind at suppertime. 
            I grilled two T-bone steaks and had one with a potato and gravy while watching season 10, episode 21 of The Carol Burnett Show
            The first skit features the snooty theatrical married couple Funt and Mundane performing their play A Deadly Affair. They have toured the play across the country and given over 400 performances but tonight they are in the huge outdoor Astro Bowl with an audience of 25,000. They’ve never played for more than 2500. The stage is also much bigger and everything on the set is much further apart than usual and a much longer walk. They also have to shout in order to be heard from the back. When they sit on the couch the people in the front can’t see them so they have to sit on the back of the couch. During an important line a plane flies overhead and drowns it out. Then a moth flies down Mundane’s dress and her reaction looks like dancing so Funt joins in. Then a storm blows in and the set starts moving across the stage and they both lose their wigs. 
            Hal Linden sings the 1972 song “I Won’t Last a Day Without You” by Paul Williams and Roger Nichols. 
            After the song Hal tells Carol that he would love to answer audience questions the way she does. But before anyone can ask anything Carol gives out so much information about him that nobody has anything to ask. He’s the star of Barney Miller, he’s been in many Broadway plays and won a Tony for The Rothschilds; he started in showbusiness as a sax player and band singer. 
            Harvey is piloting a ship when Tim as his old man character and this time as the oldest sea captain arrives on deck. He says, “If the sea could only talk it would tell us where to get some clams”. He looks at a mural on the wall of the sea and a ship and marvels at how calm the sea is tonight. Then he notices the ship in the painting and sounds the alarm. Tim is about to retire when he is hit by the door and a seaman reports an iceberg off the port bow. Tim goes to telegraph their position and asked how to spell “SOS”. Tim takes the wheel and ends up spinning on it for several turns with his whole body but it steers them clear of the ice berg. 
            They do a parody of Showboat called "Riverboat". Carol plays Ruby the star of the Riverboat Show. She’s excited because the boat has docked in the town where her shifty, cowardly, unfaithful, gambling man Snakey is. She sings a parody of “Can’t Help Loving That Man”. She sees him (played by Hal) but he doesn’t notice her as he sings about his ideal mate. When she makes her presence known and suggests they get married he tells her he’d never marry someone whose grandmother was a saloon singer. But when he sees the captain’s daughter Wisteria (played by Vicky) he falls for her. They sing a song together about pretending. She tells her father she’s in love with Snakey and Snakey tells them he’s going to reform and make Wisteria his wife. Ruby has been listening and she wants to give Wisteria the chance to star in the show so she announces that she’s quitting the Riverboat. She says she wants to be a saloon singer and belt out suggestive songs for old drunks and be somebody. She leaves and then Tim sings a parody of “Old Man River” called “Old Mister Sippy”. A year later Ruby is a saloon singer singing to a handful of unconscious drunks when Snakey staggers in looking ragged and dirty. He asks some unconscious gamblers if he can join their game and sits down. Ruby asks him why he doesn’t go back to his insipid wife. He says he’s not good enough for her “but I’m good enough for you” and they embrace. Snakey goes to brush his teeth and then Wisteria enters the saloon with a baby in her arms. She tells Ruby repeatedly how horrible she looks. Wisteria tells Ruby she’s miserable without Snakey and again tells Ruby how bad she looks. Wisteria leaves and Snakey comes in looking renewed. Ruby suggests they take a walk by the docks and she leads him to the Riverboat where Wisteria is sadly singing her “Pretend” song and suddenly Snakey runs to her to join in. The Riverboat rolls away while Ruby sits on the dock singing “Old Mister Sippy” until she’s covered by a big sack of cotton. 
            Hal Linden was born Harold Lipschitz in 1931. In his late teen he played clarinet with symphony orchestras. He studied music at Queens College. He toured with Sammy Kaye’s orchestra. he studied voice and acting at the American Theatre Wing. He made his Broadway debut in Bells Are Ringing in 1956. He made his TV debut on Producer’s Showcase in 1957. He won a Tony Award in 1971 for his performance in the musical The Rothschilds. He starred in Barney Miller from 1975 to 1983 and was nominated for 7 Emmy Awards. He hosted Animals and FYI (for which he won two Emmys). He won another Emmy for CBS Schoolbreak Special. He starred in the sitcoms Blacke’s Magic in 1986, Jack’s Place in 1992, and The Boys Are Back in 1994. He co-starred in the films A New Life, Time Changer, He starred in The Samuel Project. He released an album of standards in 2011.

July 19, 1996: I now lived almost across the street from The Cameron House


Thirty years ago today

            On Friday evening, now that I lived almost across the street from The Cameron House, it was very convenient to perform on the Spit Fridays open stage in the back room. Afterwards I busked on Queen Street between the Horseshoe Tavern and the Rivoli.

Saturday, 18 July 2026

Ben Vereen


            On Thursday morning despite my having steamed the baseboards and laid down diatomaceous earth along them yesterday there were just as many bedbugs on the walls as ever. I noticed that sometimes while I was steaming, the green light on the steamer went off so maybe it wasn’t as hot during those times. Maybe I should only spray when the light is green. Meanwhile I’ll spray down some more diatomaceous earth. 
            The smoke from the wild fires was worse than ever. It’s like living next door to a house that’s on fire. I can see the smoke in the air. 
            I finished working out the chords for “La complainte de Bonnot” by Boris Vian. On Friday I’ll run through singing and playing them in French and English. 
            I finished memorizing “Je t’aime. Moi aussi” (I Love You. So Do I). I transcribed the chords from the rest of “Je t’aime. Moi non plus” (I Love You. Neither Do I) and placed them on the final verse of the parody. Tomorrow I’ll run through singing and playing it in French and then work on my translation. 
            I weighed 89.45 kilos before breakfast. 
            I played my Kramer during song practice and it stayed in tune about half the time. I had a discomfort in my chest from the smoke through the whole rehearsal. 
            I weighed 90.9 kilos before lunch.
            In the afternoon I took a bike ride but I felt it would be too dangerous to ride all the way downtown with the air quality so low, so I just rode as far as Ossington and Bloor. I stopped at Freshco on the way home. I planned to do a price match on the grapes but only found four bags of red grapes and one of green that were firm. I got two packs of Canadian blueberries, some bananas, a striploin steak, a pack of Full City Dark coffee, and a jar of salsa. I matched the grapes to the Food Basics price of $4.37 a kilo and Freshco always knocks off a penny a kilo so I got them for $4.36 a kilo. 
            I weighed 90.65 kilos at 17:55. I worked on getting caught up in my journal but was still a day behind at suppertime. 
            I had a potato with gravy, a small chicken leg and some skyr while watching season 10, episode 20 of The Carol Burnett Show
            Carol introduces Ben Vereen and he gets a standing ovation. Carol says the only other person who ever got such greeting on her show was Sir Laurence Olivier. He introduces his wife and two daughters, asking them to stand up but none of them are willing. He says he hasn’t got a ham besides himself in the family. 
            Carol and Tim play a married couple and Tim is trying to write a eulogy for his best friend Charlie but can’t think of what to say. Carol suggests that he just list all the things Charlie did for him. Tim remembers when they were in basic training together Tim was the worst shot in the whole company but Charlie switched the scorecards so Tim could win the sharpshooter medal. “Three months later all of us sharpshooters got to go oversees. I was lucky enough to go in with the first wave. Poor Charlie is the one who always liked the beach” but had to spend the entire war in Miami. Tim says, “If it weren’t for Charlie I’d have never gotten that Purple Heart”. After the war Charlie asked Tim to be his business partner. All Tim had to offer was the $11,000 in back pay that built up while he was a prisoner of war. Charlie had a second house, a yacht, and a mountain cabin. Carol says, “Oh that mountain cabin! What a place!” Tim says he doesn’t remember Carol ever seeing the mountain cabin. She says she just pictures it from the way Charlie described it. Tim says, “Remember when Charlie used to send me away on those business trips and I’d be gone for months on end! But no matter how long I was gone Charlie would be right here to greet me.” Tim shows Carol a picture of Charlie when he was a kid but Carol corrects him that it’s a picture of their son. Tim wonders if Charlie was on his way to the gym when he died why did he die here. Tim says Charlie was quite a ladies man and every time he had a girlfriend he always bought her a box of candy. Tim wonders why they have a closet full of those boxes of candy. Tim pulls out a gun and tells Carol to say hello to Charlie. 
            A little boy and a little girl are lost and frightened in an enchanted forest. Ben Vereen plays a magical man who jumps out to calm the elements down. He comforts the children by singing “Believe in Yourself” by Charlie Smalls from the 1975 musical The Wiz. The children and some strange animals dance with Ben. The little girl has obviously had some ballet training. 
            Carol and Harvey play a married couple at a table in a cafeteria arguing about Harvey’s plan to have his mother move in with them. Then Ben sits at their table to eat his lunch. Carol makes a point and thinks she sees Ben nodding in agreement. They both keep trying to pull Ben into their argument while he keeps trying to eat his lunch. Harvey wants his mother to have the one bedroom while they sleep on the bed couch. Carol asks Ben if he would kick his wife out of her own bed. Bed says it was the other way around, which is why he became a divorce lawyer. Now that they know he’s a lawyer they try to get his opinion even more but he says he charges for consultations. Finally Ben confronts them each. He tells Harvey to get over his obsession with his mother and learn to leave the nest. He tells Carol to learn some tolerance and stop making fat jokes about her mother-in-law. He declares that both of them are a mess. They are offended by a complete stranger trying to run their lives. Carol tells him to keep his nose out of other people’s business and she and Harvey leave in disgust. 
            It’s been a while since they’ve done the As The Stomach Turns soap opera skit. Marian is saying goodbye to the guests at her daughter’s wake. When all that’s left is the minister she grabs him, dips him, and kisses him. Someone calls to invite her to bridge at 13:30. She tells them she’s in mourning and must wait a respectable amount of time before socializing, so she’ll be there at 14:00. The doorbell rings and it’s Tim in his old man character playing Duane Toddleberry, the oldest insurance agent in Canoga Falls. He sits on the couch and falls asleep with his eyes open. Marian says that’s the first time a man has ever slept in her home. Duane is here about Marian’s $50,000 life insurance policy on her daughter. He thinks she’s still alive and he’s here to get the money back. She says she spent it all on the hall rental, the band, and the open bar for her funeral. he starts looking for Marian’s daughter. There’s a painting of a barn behind the couch and he says he’s going to look inside. She says it’s a painting but Duane opens the little door of the barn and crawls inside. Then he opens the hayloft door and looks out. He sneezes from the hat and gets poked in the face by a tiny pitchfork. The doorbell rings and it’s Harvey in his Mother Marcus Jewish mother drag character. She sits down and announces that she’s become a medium. Marian said she thought she was an extra large. Marcus says she communicates with the dead and so Marian asks her to contact her daughter Jamie. Marcus goes into a trance and asks Jamie to give them a sign. The doorbell rings and it’s Jamie (played by Vicki as usual) and as usual carrying a newly born baby. Marian asks her to forgive her for the way she treated her when she was alive. Jamie tells her she’s not dead and Marian closes the door on her. Jamie smashes through the door and tells Marian that the reason she didn’t die is because a secret government agency put her back together and gave her bionic parts. She says she never wanted legs that can run 100 km an hour. Now nobody can dance with her. Marcus says it must be murder on pantyhose. Marian tells Jamie her friends will understand because they always thought she was fast. Jamie bangs her head against the wall in frustration, causing the foundation to quake, and both she and Duane end up with amnesia. The announcer asks if Jamie will realize how much men love women with amnesia? And will Marian stand trial for insurance fraud or will her case be settled in the judge’s chambers? 
            Carol and Ben to a salute to the songs of Harold Arlen. Ben sings “Hooray for Love” with lyrics by Leo Robin from the 1948 film Casbah. Carol sings “Down With Love” with lyrics by E. Y. Harburg from the 1937 musical Hooray for What!. Ben sings “Over the Rainbow” with lyrics by Harburg from the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz. Carol sings “Blues in the Night” with lyrics by Johnny Mercer from the 1941 film of the same name. Ben sings “A Sleepin Bee” with lyrics by Truman Capote and Arlen from the 1954 musical House of Flowers. Carol sings “The Man that Got Away” with lyrics by Ira Gershwin from the 1954 film A Star is Born. Ben sings the 1948 song “For Every Man There’s a Woman” with lyrics by Robin. Carol sings “Someone at Last” also from A Star is Born. Ben sings “T’morra T’morra” with lyrics by Harburg from the 1944 musical Bloomer Girl. They sing together “Ain’t it the Truth” with lyrics by Harburg from the 1943 film Cabin in the Sky. Ben sings “Get Happy” with lyrics by Ted Koehler from the 1930 musical The Nine Thirteen Revue while Carol sings the 1944 song “Ac-Cent-Choo-Ate the Positive” with lyrics by Mercer. They sing “The Eagle and Me” from Bloomer Girl. They sing “Any Place I Hang Ny Hat” with lyrics by Mercer from the 1946 musical St Louis Woman. They sing “We’re Off to See the Wizard” from The Wizard of Oz. Ben sings “I Love a Parade” with lyrics by Koehler from the 1931 revue Rhythmania. Carol sings “That Old Black Magic” from the 1942 film Star Spangled Rhythm and “My Shining Hour” from the 1943 film The Sky’s the Limit with lyrics by Mercer. They sing “Gotta Have Me Go With You” from A Star is Born. They sing the 1932 song “”I’ve Got the World on a String” with lyrics by Koehler. They sing “Hit the Road to Dreamland” from Star Spangled Rhythm. They sing “Don’t Like Goodbyes” from House of Flowers. They end with the beginning as usual and sing “Hooray for Love”. 
            Ben Vereen graduated from The High School of the Performing Arts. In 1964 at the age of 18 he made his New York stage debut in The Prodigal Son. He was the understudy for Sammy Davis Jr. for the Broadway show Golden Boy. He made his film debut in Sweet Charity in 1969. He was the first simultaneous winner of Entertainer of the Year, Rising Star, and Song and Dance Star from the American Guild of Variety Artists. He was Emmy nominated for playing Chicken George in the series Roots. He was nominated for a Tony in 1972 for his performance in the original production of Jesus Christ Superstar and won the award the next year for Pippin. IHe co-starred in Funny Lady, Buy and Cell, Time Out of Mind, In 1981 he performed in blackface at Ronald Reagon’s first inauguration but ABC cut it. He was trying to make a critical statement about Republican policies. He starred in the series Ten Speed and Brown Shoe. He played Webster’s uncle on Webster. He appeared in 62 episodes of Zoobilee Zoo and 11 episodes of Silk Stalkings. He played Geordi LaForge’s father on an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation. He appeared in five episodes of J.J. Starbuck. He was his godson Usher’s acting coach. In 1989 he started Celebrities for a Drug Free America. In 2018 four actors accused him of sexual harassment during a production of Hair that he was directing.

July 18, 1996: I got my phone connected


Thirty years ago today

            On Thursday I got my phone connected at my new place.

Friday, 17 July 2026

Jaye P. Morgan


            On Wednesday morning I placed the chords for the third and fourth verses and the second chorus of “La complainte de Bonnot” by Boris Vian according to the pattern of the first and second verses and the first chorus. The last verse is the same as the first and so for now I gave it the same chords. So far I only had time to check if the chords for the third verse fit, and they do. On Thursday I’ll see if the rest are correct. 
            I memorized the second verse of “Je t’aime. Moi aussi” (I Love You. So Do I). I transcribed the chords from the second verse of “Je t’aime. Moi non plus” (I Love You. Neither Do I) and placed them on the second verse of the parody. There are only four lines left to nail down so I might have it done tomorrow. 
            I weighed 89.05 kilos before breakfast, which is the lightest I’ve been in the morning since July 7. 
            I played my Kramer during song practice and it stayed in tune more than half the time. 
            While I was playing and singing I saw two guys from The City of Toronto finally come to replace the bike post ring in front of my place, seven months after I reported to them that it had been knocked off by a snowplow. I gave them the old ring and told them how long ago I’d called them. He said they just got the paperwork that day. 
            Today I had to do laundry and wanted to wash both pairs of shorts but wanted something cool to wear. I tried cutting off a pair of jeans at the point they were ripped but they were so short it that if I wore them I would have looked like an old hustler. So I cut off an old pair of dockers at the point where they were torn. They didn’t look too short when I was standing but when I was on my bike the pockets hung down below the cut-offs and it looked ridiculous, but they served their purpose. 
            I weighed 89.3 kilos at 16:10. 
            My daughter Astrid and I were going to watch Wednesday in the evening on Discord but she messaged me while I was doing laundry that she would be sleeping in the evening and offered to watch it at our alternative time of 13:00. I wouldn’t have been able to and so we’ll be skipping watching the show this week. 
            I took a siesta and slept an extra hour. 
            I weighed 90.25 kilos at 19:55. 
            I was still a day behind in my journal and worked on catching up but remained behind at suppertime. 
            I made pizza on a slice of multigrain sandwich bread with rosée tomato sauce, tomato pesto, wedge oven fries, and five-year-old cheddar. I had it with a glass of Creemore lager while watching season 10, episode 19 of The Carol Burnett Show
            In the Tudball-Wiggins sketch, Tudball asks Mrs. Wiggins where she is going on her one week vacation and she tells him Vegas. He suggests she try blackjack and she asks, “Who’s he?” He tries to explain that it’s a game and how it is played but she doesn’t understand. He suggests they play the game for real money so she can learn it. She says, “I thought your wife made you promise you wouldn’t gamble anymore”. He says they don’t have to tell her. She tries to bet a nickel but he tells her she has to bet at least $2 in Vegas. She gets 21 on the very first deal and wins $3 because one wins one and a half times what one bet. She bets all $5 for the next game. She is dealt two cards and doesn’t want any more. Tudball ends up busting with 27. Wiggins reveals she only has two threes but wins. Now she has $10 but says she has to get back to work. Tudball wants to keep playing. He offers her a chance to double her money and has her pick a card from the deck. He asks her what the card is and she says the four of hearts. He declares that it’s the four of hearts and that he wins but then she says, “Or is it the four of spades?” He looks and sees it’s the four of clubs so she wins since he didn’t guess her card. Mrs. Wiggins is about to leave for her one week vacation when the phone rings and it’s Mrs. Tudball. He begs Wiggins not to tell his wife he was gambling. Wiggins asks him if she should tell her or if she should leave for her two week vacation. 
            Eydie Gormé sings “What I Did For Love” by Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban from the 1975 musical A Chorus Line. 
            When she is done, Carol comes out and says, “Brave, sad Eydie! I know how you must be suffering”. “What are you talking about? I’m not suffering.” “I hated finding out about you and Steve Lawrence the way I did”. “What about us?” Then Carol shows her a gossip magazine and reads, “Eydie spilled the beans that when Steve started hitting the sauce she threw in the towel”. Eydie tells her she has to read under the headlines: “On the Dinah Shore Show Eydie Gormé spilled the beans she was preparing when her husband Steve Lawrence was adding barbecue sauce to the recipe. Eydie then threw in a towel and caught most of it”. Then Eydie reads the headline, “Carol Burnett confesses that she’s a streetwalker and loves it”. Underneath it reads that Carol loves to exercise even if it’s a walk on the street”. They both swear off gossip magazines but then Eydie reads that the Bionic Woman tells how she got the parts. 
            Carol plays Mrs. Ferguson, whose husband has just been kidnapped. The police have just finished questioning her and now reporter Leo McKenzie comes with a film crew to interview her. She gives an emotional account of receiving the call from the kidnappers who said they had Arthur. They demanded a large sum of money or else he would be killed. When she’s done one of the technicians says the sound wasn’t right so she is asked to repeat the same account with the same emotion. When she’s done she says she wants to do another take because she thinks she can do it better. Her next account is extremely over dramatized. When they are gone she calls up a friend and is thrilled to announce that she’s going to be on the prime time news. 
            In the Mama’s Family sketch Ed is home alone looking for food only to find that there’s no bread and no crackers. Then Eunice and Mama arrive with Eunice carrying a big box. Eunice has bought clothes and accessories to wear because she is going to perform on a national TV show. Ed is angry that she’s been ignoring her duties as a housewife and a mother but Eunice is unrepentant because she thinks she’ll be a star after her appearance and may get a regular part on a TV series. She triumphantly reads out loud the letter she received telling her they enjoyed her audition and would love to have her perform on The Gong Show. Ed complains about the expenses and her air fare but Eunice argues that altogether everything costs about $500. In 15 years of marriage she hasn’t asked for anything for herself. $500 dollars over 15 years amounts to about 5 cents a day. She tells Ed for him to hire somebody to do what she’s done for him and see how much it costs. Mama suggests to Ed that he should be paying her to take care of his kids while Eunice is gone. Ed tells her to get her hand out of his pocket and reminds her that he didn’t charge her anything to lay her linoleum, fix her toilet and put up her screen door. Eunice rehearses her song, which is the 1974 song “Feelings” by Morris Albert and Louis Gasté. In the middle of the song Eunice adds a monologue about feelings that she had once when she skinned her knee while skipping rope, how she had her heart broken in high school, and how she feels when she sees the morning sun caressing the walls of the grain emporium. Then she finishes the song. Ed suggests that she might get gonged but Eunice says they only gong the bad acts and not class acts like hers. Flash forward to The Gong Show backstage as Eunice is one act away from going on. Ed calls her and asks when she’s coming home but Eunice says she’s never coming home. She’s going to buy a big house with a pool and a bodyguard to keep him and Mama off her property. Chuck Barris introduces Eunice Higgins and she starts singing “Feelings”. When she gets to the chorus we see the panel reacting. Jamie Farr looks like he’s in pain, Jaye P. Morgan is holding her ears, and Allen Ludden is cringing as well. They all hit the gong together before she’s done with the chorus. We see that Eunice is devastated. 
            Carol and Eydie do a salute to the songs of Hollywood. They sing “Hooray for Hollywood” by Richard A. Whiting and Johnny Mercer from the 1937 film Hollywood Hotel. Eydie sings “The Way We Were” by Marvin Hamlisch and Alan and Marilyn Bergman from the 1973 movie of the same name. They sing “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” by Burt Bacharach and Hal David from the 1969 film Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. They sing “Born Free” by John Barry and Don Black from the 1966 movie of the same name. Then “What’s New Pussycat?” by Bacharach and David from the 1965 film. They sing “Chim Chim Cheree” by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman from the 1965 movie Mary Poppins. They sing “If You Feel Like Singing Sing” by Harry Warren and Mack Gordon from the 1950 movie Summer Stock. They sing “Be a Clown” and “Mack the Black” by Cole Porter from the 1948 film The Pirate. They sing “The Trolley Song” and “The Boy Next Door” by Ralph Blane and Hugh Martin from the 1944 movie Meet Me in St Louis. “Over the Rainbow” and “We’re Off to See the Wizard” by Harold Arlen and Yip Harburg from the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz. “Thanks for the Memory” by Ralph Rainger and Leo Robin from The Big Broadcast of 1938. “I’m Wishing” and “Whistle While You Work” by Frank Churchill and Larry Morey from the 1937 movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. “Theme from San Franciso” by Bronislaw Kaper, Walter Jurmann, and Gus Kahn from the 1936 film San Francisco. “Top Hat White Tie and Tails” by Irving Berlin from the 1935 film Top Hat. “I Won’t Dance” by Jerome Kern and Dorothy Fields from the 1935 film Roberta. “Let Yourself Go” by Berlin from the 1936 film Follow the Fleet. “The Continental” by Con Conrad and Herb Magidson from the 1934 film The Gay Divorcee. Eydie sings part of a song in Spanish. Then “Lullaby of Broadway” by Harry Warren and Al Dubin from the 1935 film. “42nd Street” by Warren and Dubin from the 1933 film. Carol sings “On the Good Ship Lollipop” by Richard A. Whiting and Sidney Clare from the 1934 film Bright Eyes. Eydie sings “Stay as Sweet as You Are” by Harry Revel and Mack Gordon from the 1934 film College Rhythm. Carol sings Animal Crackers in My Soup by Irving Caesar and Ted Koehler from the 1935 movie Curly Top. “Should I Reveal” by Nacio Herb Brown and Arthur Freed from the 1929 film Lord Byron of Broadway. “Am I Blue” by Harry Akst and Grant Clarke from the 1929 film On With the Show. “Keep Your Sunny Side Up” by Rau Henderson, B.G. De Sylva and Lew Brown from the 1929 movie Sunny Side Up. “Sonny Boy” by the same three from the 1928 movie The Singing Fool. “My Mammy” by Walter Donaldson, Joe Young and Sam M. Lewis from the 1927 movie The Jazz Singer. As usual they finish with the song that started them off but this time they are shown standing in front of the actual Hollywood sign as the camera is probably pulling away in a helicopter. 
            Jaye P. Morgan graduated from high school in 1949 and sought a career as a cabaret singer. She sang with the Frank de Vol Orchestra and her first big hit was “Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries” in 1951. From 1954 to 1955 she was a vocalist on the show Stop the Music. In 1955 she had five hits: “All I Want from You” hit #5, “The Longest Walk” was #6, “Danger Heartbreak Ahead” and “If You Don’t Want My Love” both reached #12, and “Pepper Hot Baby” made it to #14. She was a regular vocalist on the Robert Q. Lewis Show. In 1959 her version of “Are You Lonesome Tonight” made it to #65 before Elvis recorded it. She sang the theme song for the 1975 sitcom Fay. She made several appearances on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. From 1976 to 1978 she was a regular panelist on The Gong Show” until she was fired for exposing her breasts.






July 17, 1996: I saw my former landlady come home with her newborn bundle of psycho


Thirty years ago today

            On Wednesday morning I was packing the rest of my stuff at 111 Sheridan Avenue when I noticed my now former landlady Helga Schlatter come home from the hospital with her newborn bundle of future psycho. Brian Haddon used his car to help me move the remainder of my things to the new place at 428 Queen West.