Sunday, 2 June 2019

Spice


            On Saturday morning I finished memorizing the song “Frankenstein” by Serge Gainsbourg. There were no chords posted online and so I’ll have to work them out myself, but I doubt there are more than three. Gainsbourg’s depiction of the monster is based on the movies and I’ve written n English version of that, but I’m also working on a version that’s faithful to Mary Shelley's novel.
            I went to join the food bank line-up at 9:45. The line was longer than I’d expected considering that the social assistance payments had been issued. I was just behind the old man. Graham was about five places ahead of me. He told me that he’d already been to the food bank on Wednesday and so he was hoping no one would notice, since one is only allowed to come once a week. I told him that I hoped he wasn’t going to wait all that time for nothing but he shrugged and said that at least it keeps him away from the crack house that he lives in. I asked if it was really a crack house and he confirmed it was. He said a dealer lives across the hall from him and so there is traffic at all hours. I asked if the cops ever visit but he said they don’t care. I said in my day the police would have been all over any place with drugs.
            A lot of the people that usually wait inside the entryway were out on the sidewalk.
            I pulled out my book dual language book of stories by famous French authors and continued from where I left off in Flaubert’s story of St Julian the Hospitaler. After having fulfilled the prophecy of murdering his parents Julian became a wandering beggar. He felt compelled to tell the story of his horrible act and so he was shunned by many and eventually avoided people altogether and lived off what he could find in the woods. His sorrow never decreased and one day he decided to drown himself but he saw in the water the image of an old man that he thought was his father and so he couldn’t bring himself to commit suicide. After many years he came upon a river with a muddy shore that made crossing difficult. He found a wrecked boat, fixed it and decided that he had found his calling. He became a ferryman and offered his services for free to the many people that needed to cross. There are three pages left for him to become a saint.
            A young woman came by that knew the old man and offered to get him a coffee at Tim Hortens. He asked for a double-double and after she left he told me that he would be marrying her in two days at city hall. He added that she would be marrying a couple of other guys too. I asked how many husbands she was going to have and he said, “As many as she wants!”
            An elderly woman of East Asian descent whom he seemed to know came and sat down with him. She wasn’t in the line-up and so she must have been waiting for breakfast at PARC. She sat smoking and smiling pleasantly at everyone.
            The old man took out a sharpie and began drawing on his light grey pants just above the knee. On each side he drew a circle with a cross and then above each of those he drew another circle containing a peace symbol. Then he printed on the right knee “Paul Ringo” and on the other John Starr”. I found it curious that George Harrison had been excluded.
            Just before opening time Valdene the manager came out and bellowed that anyone that wasn't beside their carts would not get a number. So we were back to the number system. A few minutes later Martina the doorkeeper came down the line with a jumble of laminated cards with wrist strings but she was having difficulty sorting them out in order. When she got to me she was missing the number 22 and had to go back inside. She came back and gave me the number and then continued down the line.
            Martina called out several times for anyone smoking to go to the outer edge of the sidewalk. This week it included for the first time everyone that smokes around the doorway or anywhere else along the building. She didn’t say anything to anyone that was smoking east of the doorway towards PARC though. The smokers being only on the other side of the sidewalk doesn’t really keep second hand smoke from anyone in line though.
            The young woman returned after a long time with the coffee for the old man. She was carrying a dishwashing liquid bottle that looked like it was half full of booze and she did look drunk. She told the old man she was going to buy him a pack of cigarettes.
            I was glad we were back with the number system because it’s a hassle to have to stay in line and keep shuffling forward after they start letting people in. Once I’m closer to the front in that situation I don’t feel as secure in stepping out of line to avoid the second hand smoke. With a number I could move around and be a little freer of the smoke.
            Downstairs the old man was being served and Valdene once again complained that he had been there earlier in the week. She didn’t directly address him this time but chastised the receptionist, who told her that he wasn’t on the system and he hadn’t seen him there before.
            Steve, who is usually either working reception or doing some managerial job, was my volunteer at the shelves. They had gotten a windfall of bags of a brand of Indian spices by a British company called East End. There were about fifteen kinds of spices and I was told that I could take one of each. My spice rack is pretty crowded and so I thought it would be overkill to take one of everything and so I just grabbed a few. I took a 100 gram bag of black pepper, on the back of which was a recipe for black pepper alu. I got a bag of black salt powder or kala namak, which is kiln-fired rock salt mined from around the Himalayas. According to Wikipedia it has a sulphurous, pungent smell but when I sniffed it I didn’t pick that up. However, when I tasted it that described the odour exactly. It smells like rotten eggs. Apparently it’s used by vegans to give tasteless tofu the flavour of eggs they are craving. The back of my bag has a recipe for chaat masala.
            I also picked a big 250-gram bag of crushed chillis, on the back of which was a recipe for Karahi Murgh chicken. Further to the left were some bags from the same company but Steve couldn’t figure out what the item was. I explained to him that sultanas are raisins. I took the golden sultanas and the green sultanas. On the back of the green ones was a recipe for carrot halwa. I remember eating halwa a lot during the six months I lived at the Sivananda Yoga Ashram, north of Montreal where I turned twenty.
            From the other shelves I got two cans of chickpeas, a carton of green lentil and curry soup, two small bottles of Simply lemonade and a 1.75 litre jar of pasta sauce.
            Valdene was minding Angie’s section. When I got there she already laid out my items, which were a tube of frozen generic ground chicken, three eggs, a bag of cheese strings, two single servings of yogourt, a small frozen cheese pizza and a bag of organic tortilla chips. The bag makes a big deal about the fact that the corn is ground with volcanic stones. I couldn’t see what difference what kind of stones they were ground with and wondered why not just run over the corn with a steamroller or stomp on it? According to one website a slower process of grinding retains the grain germ but since the bag doesn’t say “hand ground” I assume they use a machine with volcanic stones attached. I guess maybe the imperfections keep it from being ground to the point where the germ is lost, but I don’t fully understand the process. I just took the pizza, the eggs and the tortilla chips.
            From the bread section I took a package of salted caramel brownies.
            Sylvia offered me potatoes but the ones in the box were big and unhealthy looking with black spots. I told her that by the time I cut out all the bad parts I’d have a tiny potato for each one. She agreed and we moved on. She gave me eight small cucumbers, three zucchini, a sizeable bag of chopped green peppers and another of chopped jalapenos. In the “take what you want” section near the door there was a bag of chopped tomatoes, a bunch of organic celery, a seedless cucumber and a bag of three avocadoes.
Later at lunch I discovered that every one of the avocadoes were greyish-brown inside and so they had to be trashed.  But overall I was impressed with the variety and amount of vegetables they were offering for a time of year that’s usually pretty sparse in that respect. The spices were a pretty big score too, especially for someone that has room on their spice rack for all of them.
            After the food bank I headed home to put my stuff away and then went back out to get fruit at the supermarket. As I was locking my bike in front of No Frills an elderly woman was passing and stopped ask rhetorically why there was so much traffic on King Street for a Saturday.
I bought a few bags of grapes, a pack of lean ground beef that was on sale, some kitchen bags, some yogourt and some frozen potato wedges that were on sale for almost half price.
I had a toasted cheese, tomato, cucumber and lettuce sandwich for lunch.
I worked on my journal.
That night I added extra, sauce, cheddar cheese and jalapenos to the small pizza that I got at the food bank and had it with a beer while watching two episodes of Stories of the Century.
The first was about Cattle Kate, whose real name was Ella Watson. She owned a ranch and a bar in Sweetwater, Wyoming but also rustled other people’s cattle along with her boyfriend Jim Averell. The fictional railroad detectives Matt Clark and Frankie Adams come to stop her and Kate hires Matt as a trail boss. They go on the drive and Kate sells the herd just when the posse arrives. She and Jim are arrested after the gratuitous gunfight. But while they are in jail a lynch mob comes, overpowers the sheriff and takes them out of town where they hang them.
Cattle Kate was played by Jean Parker. She was discovered while posing as a flower girl on a float in the Tournament of Roses Parade. She made over seventy films, many of which were box office successes, such as Little Women with Katherine Hepburn. She also had successful roles on Broadway. In 1951 she was escorted off Bondi Beach in Australia after a swimsuit inspector measured her bikini and found that it was too skimpy.



The real Ella Watson was a Wyoming pioneer. She was non-violent and never charged with a crime in her life but she was accused of cattle rustling by powerful ranchers and hanged by their men. She bought cattle from emigrants on the trails. She and boyfriend or husband Jim Averell owned land side by side and they controlled 1.6 kilometres of Horse Creek, which surrounding ranchers collectively wanted to buy to water their cattle. She and Jim refused to sell. The cattlemen’s association controlled the approval of brands and charged large fees for the rights, which often left small ranchers like Ella and Jim without a brand. They had applied five times for brands and were refused. They wanted to use their water supply for irrigation which would have shrunk Horse Creek and so there were more reasons for the ranchers to conspire against them. When Ella and Jim finally got a brand they were accused of branding other ranchers’ cattle. The ranchers had them dragged off and hanged. Ella Watson was the only woman to be hanged in Wyoming.


The second story was about Sam Bass, who was the leader of the gang of train robbers. While stopping a train they accidentally found that it was carrying $60,000 in gold coins. They divided it six ways. The men are tracked to the swamps with bloodhounds. Some of the men are caught. Sam and one of his partners escape after hiding their gold because it would drag them down in the swamp. Sam is injured while escaping after a failed bank heist. He never reveals where he buried the money and it becomes an obsession with people for the next few years to try to find it.
In the real story Sam evaded capture until the Texas Rangers took the father of one of Sam’s men into custody for questioning. Mr Murphy was very ill at the time and the Rangers threatened Jim Murphy that they would not allow a doctor to see his father unless he turned informant against Bass. They learned that Bass was going to rob the Williamson County Bank and they set an ambush. Bass was wounded in the shootout and found outside of town. He died the next day.
           

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