Sunday, 23 December 2018

What? No Christmas Octopus?



            On Saturday morning, since it was the day after the solstice I thought it would be the latest sunrise of the year but it turns out that the latest sunrise happens a few days after the solstice. But the sun came up pretty late anyway as sunrise didn’t happen on Saturday until sunset. On New years day the sun will not come up until sunrise on January 2.
I posted on my blog and on Facebook “The Canary is on the Balcony”, my translation of Serge Gainsbourg’s "le canari est sur le balcon".
            I read a bit of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein but I got sleepy by 9:00 and decided to go to bed for half an hour before getting ready to leave for the food bank. I woke up 40 minutes later and rushed to get going.
            The line-up was about as long as the week before but I doubt if my being ten minutes later than usual made much difference. The group of three regulars who are always among the first ones in line were gathered to smoke and chat about a meter beyond the back of the line. I wondered if they were smoking at the back to avoid the second hand smoke at the front. With them puffing at one end and the others sooting up the front, the line effectively became a second-hand-smoke sandwich.
            I was behind a diminutive middle-aged woman with a Guyanese accent and beautiful long black hair. She was holding a place for another Guyanese woman that arrived about ten minutes later. It wasn’t that she’d been here before and marked her place with a cart. It seems to be an unwritten rule that if you’re all by yourself and you don’t go to the back of the line you’re the scum of the earth but if someone is holding a place for you, even though you are really still butting in just as much, there’s nothing selfish about you at all.
            It was quite a bit colder than the week before and so I had to turn the pages of my book with winter gloves. I finished the first chapter of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein that I'd started earlier that morning. Victor Frankenstein is telling his life story to the captain of an exploratory vessel that rescued him from an ice floe in the arctic. The beginning of the book is kind of boring in that it depicts quite a normal childhood and is not very engagingly written. We learn that Frankenstein was interested in science but more in science that existed before the scientific method was developed. He was interested in the disproved junk science of Agrippa that was in great part alchemy. He also went to college in the real school in Switzerland where the Illuminati had come to prominence, although the Illuminati is not mentioned except by the editor of this edition.
            Directly behind me was the semi-regular food bank client who looks a bit like P. Diddy. At one point he said he was going to get a coffee but he never came back. Behind him was a friendly guy from Africa who was looking forward to taking home some items that might be donated because this was the last food bank day before Christmas. I told him that the people that didn’t get a turkey or a ham last Saturday would probably get one of those this time.
            When Valdene, the food bank manager arrived in the food bank van, she kicked all the people out that were trying to keep warm in the entryway. A couple of volunteers came out with big shopping carts that had the Metro logo on them. I wonder if the carts were donated or stolen. They unloaded the van, took the carts down the elevator and Valdene drove away to come back later on with another load. When Valdene was gone people went back inside to defrost themselves in the entryway.
            From time to time individuals pulled up with their own donations.
            Martina the doorkeeper informed us that there would be a free lunch that day sponsored by a Christian group near the Shoppers Drug Mart. I assume she was talking about that little evangelical place called the International Christian Centre at 1483 Queen. Personally I’d rather just make my own lunch and relax at home. I guess my situation is pretty unique in that I don't pay much more for my one-bedroom apartment with a kitchen and bathroom than the 2715 tenants in the 198 rooming houses in Parkdale pay for single rooms with facilities they have to share with four or more people. I’ve overheard some people say that they don’t have cooking facilities where they live and I was trying to research how common that is. As far as I can tell the 198 rooming houses mentioned are the licensed ones and I think the licensed rooming houses are required to have at least shared kitchen facilities. So anyone that says they don’t have access to a kitchen must live in an unlicensed rooming house. It’s hard to know how many of those there are but there may be just as many as there are licensed ones and many of them might not have kitchens. I guess even those that live with shared facilities might prefer to not to use them if there is a meal provided elsewhere.
            One man who seemed to have mental health problems tried to edge his way into the front of the line but Martina forced him to go to the back. She followed him as he walked and at one point he turned and started screaming at her. She just pointed like she was sending an unruly child to their room and said, “Get to the back of the line!” About twenty minutes later he was walking up the line and Robbie’s sister stepped out to tell him to get to the back. He screamed at her, “I’m not stayin, so mind your own fuckin business!” He passed the front of the line and continued east along Queen Street with his empty cart. 
            The food bank opened about ten minutes later than usual and we heard that part of the delay is that today there were about twenty kids volunteering downstairs.
            About three places ahead of me in line was a guy in an old, ragged brown woollen coat who was marking his place in line with a large clear plastic bag full of beer cans and one of those large, blue, woven-plastic Ikea bags, that was only half full of beer cans, in which I assume he intended to carry his food. Every time the line moved he came out from the entryway and dragged his cargo of cans forward, scraping loudly along the sidewalk.
            When I got downstairs there was a line-up of people stretched down the dark hallway past the food bank door. Perhaps they were lined up to donate because I didn’t see them come in to shop.
            The shopping room was packed with volunteers, most of which were boys wearing sweatshirts logoed with “West Mall” on the chests. I’m guessing that these are kids earning the required community service hours for high school credits. They may have been there through Volunteer Toronto, which is located at the West Mall. The boys looked about twelve and I had two very enthusiastic kids assisting me at the shelves, which were very full for the first time in a long time. The boys actually offered to carry my bag for me but that would have made me feel very old and so I turned their offer down.
            I got a 500-gram can of hot chocolate powder; a 382 ml resealable pouch (because pouches are the new cans) of sliced pears packed in fruit juice; an 80 gram non-resealable pouch of apple-strawberry puree; a carton of Raisin Bran; two apple-grape juice boxes; a can of maple style beans; a can of tuna; a 900 ml carton of chicken broth and a jar of chunky salsa. I turned down the powdered protein shake because frankly I find them scary.
             A woman I’d never seen before was minding the bread section, but I had enough bread. I’d seen Sylvia there earlier but when I got to her section a guy was stationed there. Since I already had potatoes, carrots and onions from last time I just took five mandarins with the leaves attached and two zucchini. The guy said, “Oh! They’re zucchini! I just told somebody they were cucumbers!”
At Angie’s station Turkeys and hams were available for those that didn’t get one or the other last week. I got the usual four small fruit yogourts and the three eggs. I turned down the usual frozen hot dogs and frozen generic ground chicken but she gave me a bag of mini-omelettes about the size of walnuts, which she said were delicious and another of little smoked sausages. I asked if there was any Christmas octopus but she took me seriously and said she’d never heard of such a thing, so I didn’t follow through with my ready line about eight drumsticks.

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