Friday, 15 November 2019

Lacenaire, Murder and Poetry



            On Thursday morning I finished working out the chords to “Des vents des pets des poums” (Farting Up a Storm) by Serge Gainsbourg and began posting it on my Christian’s Translations blog.
            I worked on translating parts of two poems by Théophile Gautier that are referenced by Oscar Wilde in The Picture of Dorian Gray because I might use them for my essay. One poem is about the mummified hand of the poet and murderer Pierre François Lacenaire as seen in a museum:

With depraved curiosity
I touch it despite my disgust
that it is still stained with cruelty
this cold flesh with its down of rust

Mummified and yellow
like the hand of a pharaoh
Stretching faunlike fingers
as if temptation lingers

            The other poem is about Venice:

On a scale chromatic
breasts dripping pearlescent beads
Venus of the Adriatic
rises, white and pink from the sea

On the azure waves the duomos
follow the phrase with pure contour
like throats rounded and swollen
while lifting the sighs of amour

The skiff arrives and I’m deposed
to a pillar its line is snared
before a facade in rose
on the marble of a stairs

            I had potato chips and salsa for lunch.
            I finished my translations.
            I grilled three chicken legs in the early afternoon because I had to go to work later and there would be no time when I got back. Half an hour before leaving I boiled a potato.
            I read more of The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde before heading out and took the book with me.
            I worked for Peeter Maimik in the Design department of OCADU at the top of the pencil box. I think that every instructor I’ve worked for this year in Design has been a TA, whereas in the Fine Arts department it’s the people in charge of the courses that do the teaching in the life drawing sessions.
            I did a set of one-minute poses, another of twos and one more of fives before the break. I got a lot of reading done since Peeter didn’t ask me to do anything again for 40 minutes. He was just going from student to student and talking about their work. I felt kind of guilty just sitting there and the students were getting pretty bored. Finally he asked for two 20-minute poses. I finished ten minutes early.
            The way home was fairly clear but I’ve gotten very cautious while driving at night along stretches where I am crowded close to the streetcar tracks.
            When I got home I heated the dinner I’d already made. I had a potato, a chicken leg and some gravy while watching Zorro.
            In this story Don Nacho and Zorro’s father Don Alejandro are scheduled for trial but they are optimistic because the governor has guaranteed them a trial by a fair judge. But Monastario has a trick up his sleeve to make it so the two dons are found guilty and executed. He sends Sergeant Garcia to escort Judge Vasca to Los Angeles but as Vasca is known for his appetites the plan is to delay his journey with a feast so that the trial can take place without him. Garcia challenges Vasca to an eating contest, which Vasca easily wins in record time. Desperate for another way to delay the judge Garcia dopes his wine with a sleeping potion and puts him in a room at the inn. But Zorro has anticipated trouble and has come to make sure Vasca makes it to the trial. He forces Garcia to drink the sleeping potion and when he conks out he has his servant Bernardo dress up as Garcia. They made the story impossibly convenient by having Vasca sleepwalk and so Bernardo just guides him out the door. They rush him in a wagon to Los Angeles but Monastario starts the trial early with his own crooked lawyer Alcalde presiding. However, Zorro gets there ahead of Vasca’s carriage and just as Alcalde is about to declare the defendants guilty, concealed by the curtains behind his desk Zorro pokes his sword in his back and whispers for him to carefully consider his decision. He has no choice but to find the dons not guilty.
            Judge Vasca was played by Sebastian Cabot, who later became a star on Family Affair and later his own show “Checkmate”.


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