May 26, 1995: I went to the Spit Fridays open stage at the Cameron for the first time

Thirty years ago today

            On Friday it was my birthday. I posed a full school day from 9:00 to 15:00 at West Toronto Secondary School. After work I wandered around and bought a porno magazine. That evening I went to the Spit Fridays open stage at the Cameron House for the first time, hosted by the Leslie Spit Treeo: Pat Langner and Laura Hubert. I think I performed “Dahshine” and Pat reacted to the refrain “Don’t smile at me unless you wanna have sex with me”. When I was done he pointed at me and told everyone, “Don’t anybody smile at him!” I think Laura took an immediate dislike to me but it didn’t matter much to me because although she had a good voice she seemed like just a dumb alcoholic.