Friday, 21 February 2025

February 21, 1995: I performed my Penis Love Song


Thirty years ago today

            On Tuesday I posed again at Northern Secondary School and still didn’t see Adina. I went home for a while and there was a letter from Cherry Beach. I worked on this diary and then I went to the Gladstone Hotel in Parkdale to host my Orgasmic Alphabet Orgy open stage in the Art Bar. We had a good turnout and there were two new people. I performed my Penis Love Song: 

Love Song 

I love my penis
I love it so 
I love to squeeze it 
love to please
and make it grow
but the church of my penis 
needs a priestess 
don’t ya know oh oh oh oh 

I love my foreskin
every vein
I roll it back 
a sharpened wave 
fellates my brain 
But the tide of my foreskin 
needs a shoreline
to wash away 

Well the world’s not big enough for me and my cock 
We crave a quaking planet made of lava and rock 
where we’ll penetrate some crater till the comets come home 
to wrap their wide ellipse around my glistening dome
Yeah the world’s gonna have to face
my penis is the zenith of the human race 

I love my phallus 
I watch it rise 
to nail my lust
into a cross-bound 
paradise 
but my wandering phallus 
needs a palace 
to occupy

            Phil Onious had an argument with Dan Goorevitch. He was interrupting again.

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