I worked out the chords for the last verse and chorus of “Les anthropophages” (The Cannibals) by Serge Gainsbourg. I ran through singing and playing the song in French and English, then I uploaded it to my Christian’s Translations blog. It’s possible I’ll finish the editing process and have it posted tomorrow.
I weighed 90 kilos before breakfast, which is the lightest I’ve been in the morning since June 9.
I played my Gibson Les Paul Studio during song practice and it went out of tune a lot more than usual.
Around midday I painted the first coat of the pink shade called “Crazy in Love” on the top of my bathroom lazy Susan. I’ll do the second and hopefully final coat on Friday.
I weighed 91.45 kilos before lunch. I had peanut butter and five-year-old cheddar on saltines with a glass of lemonade.
In the afternoon I took a bike ride downtown and back.
I weighed 90.85 kilos at 17:45.
I worked on getting caught up in my journal but was still behind at suppertime.
I made pizza on a slice of multigrain sandwich bread with marinara, tomato pesto, a sliced bratwurst, and five-year-old cheddar. I kept it warm in the oven because I was waiting for my daughter Astrid to meet me on Discord to watch season 1, episode 5 of Wednesday. We were supposed to meet at 21:00 and I waited until 21:10 but she didn’t show up. She was obviously sleeping because when she’s awake she’s on Discord constantly and playing a game. Discord would have shown what game she was playing if she’d been doing that.
I had my bread pizza with a glass of Creemore lager while watching season 9, episode 4 of The Carol Burnett Show.
The first sketch is with Mama’s Family. Mama has been waiting for Eunice and Ed to pick her up because they’re going to a movie. They arrive and Ed brings the blender Mama asked him for. She tells him to put it in the kitchen then tells Eunice that Ed should have worn a tie. Eunice argues that it’ll be dark in the theatre. Mama says the cinema is in her neighbourhood and she wants to be able to hold her head high. Then there’s a crash in the kitchen and Mama heads there saying she’ll never figure out why Eunice married that man. This leads to a flashback to when Eunice and Ed were first dating. He brings her home to where she lives with her parents and she says they’re away for the weekend. He asks if he can come in and they sit on the couch with a couple of Cokes. I guess they went to see the movie Billy Rose’s Diamond Horseshoe as Eunice imitates Betty Grable singing “In Acapulco” from that 1945 film. She suggests that if she’d kept up with her tap dancing lessons she could’ve been a big movie star. She only took two lessons because the teacher wanted everything to be done her way. Ed tells her she’s not like other girls who look down on him because he works in a hardware store. Eunice says hardware is important to the whole world. He tries to kiss her but she resists and asks, “Is it me or my body?” “A little bit of both I guess.” He tries again and she says stop but doesn’t resist and then she hears Mama’s voice calling from the bedroom when Eunice thought her parents were away for the weekend. Mama comes out and gives Ed a very dirty look as she asks, “Who is this clown that you have dragged here off of the streets?” She shouts for her husband Carl to come out here. He says he’s in the bathroom. She asks when he went in there? He says he doesn’t know and asks if she wants him to punch a clock every time he goes to the bathroom. Mama shouts, “Ed Higgins is here and he’s worse than anything we dreamed up!” Eunice tells her Ed is a wonderful man. “What kind of wonderful man creeps into a young girl’s home and starts foolin around right outside her mama’s bedroom?” She barges in on her husband in the bathroom and says there’s an emergency going on. He shouts for her to get out or he’ll knock her through the door. Ed tells Eunice he’d better be going. He says he’ll pick her up on Sunday and take her out to Brush Creek for that picnic. Mama says, “If you think you’re takin my little girl out to Brush Creek you’ve got another think comin! I know what goes on out at Brush Creek!” Ed leaves and Eunice tells Mama she’ll never forgive her because he was about to propose. Mama says, “Well then he’s even dumber than he looks!” Eunice heads out the door and says she’s going to marry Ed. Mama says, “Over my dead body!” Eunice says, “I hope so!” The flashback is over and Eunice decides to tell Mama that she and Ed got married because they had to. Mama shocks Eunice by saying, “Welcome to the club”.
Carol brings out Shirley MacLaine and the two of them take turns reading funny fan mail letters they’ve received. Carol reads a letter a ten year old girl wrote to her saying how much she loves her but also sends a picture of herself on the back of which is written, “To my very favourite, Lucille Ball”.
Shirley reads one: “Whenever my friends talk about actresses they can’t stand, I always stick up for you”.
Another writes, “Dear Shirley. You are my idol because we are so much alike. My brother got all the looks in the family too”. A reference to Shirley’s brother Warren Beatty.
Carol and Shirley do a song about fan mail and stop singing sometimes to quote more of the letters.
Another fan tells Shirley what a wonderful dancer she is. She adds that she’s a singer and she’s found a wonderful voice teacher who’s helped her. She suggests she could do the same for Shirley.
Queen Elizabeth (played by Carol) and Prince Philip (played by Harvey) are trying to enter Buckingham Palace but they are stopped by a Queen’s Guard (played by Tim not even trying to do an accent) who won’t let them in unless they give the password. Elizabeth insists, “But I am your queen!” He checks a list and says, “That’s not it”. Philip tells him the queen has to get to the throne. Elizabeth recognizes the guard as the soldier who saved his entire platoon by swallowing a live hand grenade. He now has no internal organs and is completely hollow. She proves it by walking over to him, opening his mouth and calling, “Hello!” There is a big echo. Philip tries to give him a shilling but he says for him to stick it in his ear. The queen tells him his refusal of money is commendable. He says what he wants is a popsicle. By coincidence an ice cream salesman on a bicycle rides up. The queen says they want a popsicle and the salesman asks “What flavour”. Tim says, “Buffalo”. The seller says, “There’s no such thing as a buffalo flavoured popsicle”. Tim says he’ll take a double cone instead with one scoop of antelope sherbet and one scoop of goat hoof ice cream. The queen says, “You’re out of your gourd guard!” Philip calls from the seller’s cart and says he sees a buffalo popsicle way in the back. Tim hands the queen his gun and goes over to lean down and look. Philip kicks him inside and the seller pedals away with him while he and the queen enter the palace.
Shirley plays a mother new to a neighbourhood and she is having a drink with a neighbour (played by Carol) after their sons’ little league game. Shirley is talking about how much fun the boys had but Carol is bitter because their team lost. She reminds Shirley that her Billy’s fumble cost them the game. Shirley says, “I hope my baby doesn’t feel too bad”. Carol says he should feel bad. Shirley argues that it’s only a game. Carol says, “Wall Street is a game, insurance is a game, but baseball isn’t a game!” The waiter overhears that Shirley is the mother of the kid that blue the game and he is disgusted. Shirley says her son is 8 years old and shouldn’t go to jail for dropping a ball. Carol says, “What about the three strike-outs?” Carol asks how the parents can face each other knowing their kids are losers? Shirley shouts, “Our kids are not losers!” Carol says she’s right, “It’s your kid who’s the loser!” The coach comes in (played by Harvey) and he’s very upset about the game loss and refers to Billy as a little creep. Carol says he’s a child psychiatrist. He says to the bartender while making a fist, “If I ever get that kid on my couch…!” He finds out Shirley is Billy’s mother and goes over to say, “Nice goin lady!” He asks her what she’s going to do about it. Shirley says, “We are talking here about tiny, undeveloped minds… Namely yours! It’s how you play the game that counts!” Carol looks at her with a stunned expression and tells her, “You’re sick!” Harvey tells her Billy is off the team. Shirley says, “It’s not the first time”. She recounts how in New York a ground ball went between Billy’s legs. The only thing they could do after that was move to Syracuse. But the same thing happened again and her husband had to sell his business again and they moved again to Jacksonville. But it happened again and now they are in Paducah. But Billy loves the game even though he stinks at it. Suddenly both Carol and Harvey are sympathetic and Harvey says Billy is back on the team. They leave and Billy comes in. She’s a little girl.
Harvey plays himself standing in front of a large painting and speaking to the camera about a drummer named Warren Holt that it depicts (played by Tim) who was instrumental in a battle 200 years ago during the Revolutionary War. The moral of the revolutionary troops was low but his drumming led his fellow soldiers ever forward, even into the face of enemy cannon fire. The painting is alive and the cannon fire actually causes the soldiers to run away. Warren is separated from his fellow soldiers. He listens to Harvey to hear what’s going to happen next. Before he could reach his comrades he was set upon by a roving band of divorcees who were making their way westward in a covered massage parlour. Harvey says, “But he broke free!” Warren says to Harvey, “No, he went with the girls”. He puts the drum over Harvey’s head and runs away with the three women.
Carol is standing in an elegant gown in front of several mirrors. She sings about being dressed up but only pretending to have a life of glamour. Shirley appears as her reflection and sings how she is pretty and glamourous. Shirley sings that she’s what Carol is inside and she steps out of the mirror. They sing the song “Gorgeous” by Sheldon Harnick and Jerry Bock from the 1966 musical The Apple Tree. They sing about the type of man they’d like to dance with and two men in tuxedoes appear to dance with them. Shirley show off her dance skills with her partner and then there are several partners. She finishes as Carol’s reflection and they finish the song “Gorgeous”.
Shirley MacLaine’s mother was a Canadian from Nova Scotia. Shirley studied ballet from the age of 3 and was the tallest in her class so she was cast in the boys’ parts. She played baseball on a boys team and held the home run record. She made her acting and Broadway debut in Me and Juliet in 1954. In 1955 she was an understudy to Carol Haney in The Pajama Game when Carol sustained an injury and Shirley filled in. That night movie producer Hal B. Wallis was in the audience because Jerry Lewis had urged him to come and see Shirley and he signed Shirley for a five year contract with Paramount. Three months later she starred in Alfred Hitchcock’s The Trouble with Harry. She co-starred in Artists and Models, Around the World in 80 Days, Ask Any Girl, Hot Spell, Some Came Running (her first Academy Award nomination), Career, The Children’s Hour, Can-Can, What a Way To Go, Two Mules for Sister Sara, The Sheepman, The Matchmaker, The Apartment (second Oscar nomination), All In a Night’s Work, Irma La Douce (third Oscar nom), Woman Times Seven, Bernie, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Turning Point (her fourth Oscar nom), Being There, A Change of Seasons, Loving Couples, Postcards from the Edge, Bruno, Two Loves, The Yellow Rolls Royce, Carolina, Bewitched, In Her Shoes, Rumour Has It, She starred in John Goldfarb Please Come Home, Gambit, The Bliss of Mrs. Blossom, Desperate Characters, The Possession of Joel Delaney, My Geisha, Sweet Charity, Waiting for the Light, Terms of Endearment (for which she finally won the Oscar), Madame Sousatzka, Used People, Wrestling Ernest Hemingway, Get Bruce, The Dress Code, Mrs. Winterbourne, Wild Oats, American Dreamer, Steel Magnolias, Guarding Tess, The Evening Star, Closing the Ring, Elsa and Fred, The Last Word, Noelle, She was an honourary member of The Rat Pack. She starred in the short-lived sitcom Shirley’s World, She wrote, directed, and starred in the documentary The Other Half of the Sky: A China Memoir (nominated for a Best Documentary Oscar). She authored the books Out On a Limb, Dancing In the Light, Dance While You Can, Out On a Leash, Don’t Fall Off the Mountain, Going Within, You Can Get There from Here, It’s All in the Playing, I’m Over That and Other Confessions; The Camino, Out on a Leash, Sageing While Ageing, She has the same birthday as Barbara Streisand and they celebrate together every year. she had affairs with Danny Kaye and Robert Mitchum. She said she was not attracted to Jack Lemmon because he was not dangerous and complicated. Yves Montand bet her husband he could seduce her and won. William Peter Blastty based his character of Chris O’Neil in his book the Exorcist on Shirley.
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